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Jaunty
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"I like black people and shopping for shoes on the Internet. I recently got married to a human man."
More about Aprille
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Schools (Other):
Ames High, University of Iowa
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Occupation:
Computer consultant, general ne'er-do-well
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Affiliations:
No Shame Theatre
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Hobbies and Interests:
travel, writing, Richard Ramirez, comedy, food, the glorious web
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Favorite Books:
The Sun Also Rises, Como triunfar en la vida, The Pleasure of My Company, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, A Moveable Feast
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Favorite Movies:
Blue Velvet, Rosemary's Baby, Planet of the Apes, Bob Roberts
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Favorite Music:
Pixies, David Bowie, Michelle Shocked, Tom Waits, Missy Elliott, King Toad, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Black, Ms. Dynamite
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Iron Chef
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I like black people and shopping for shoes on the Internet. I recently got married to a human man.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm antisocial. I don't want to meet anybody. Who said
anything about meeting people? I got pressured into
this. Where's my breakfast?
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the julia stiles of iowa city
and you can't have her!
when she was an endangered transexual
sasquatch running from the law because
of her underground moonshine operation
was trying to increase the quality of
fine, backwoods-made grain alcohol
mixed in with the appalacian
mountain's greatest meth. No nectar of
life can compare to her hallucinogenic
alcohol secretions. Buy some today.
slippy & chalky. By which I mean:
quick "fast", brown "crinkled", very
tall "huge", slippy "slicky", &
chalky "powdered". This is the best and
I mean to imply it. You have DONE IT,
Aprille, and done it the best to boot.
better than I do for so many reasons.
A) she spells here name with two "l"s;
B) She's awful pretty and has pretty
cool shirts; C)She could possibly be
one of the nicest people I've met and
D) She seems like she's got a whole lot
in store for the world.
birth of a little bitty aprille years
ago. see, right before little wrinkly
baby aprille came into the world, the
person in charge of manufacturing and
distribution of babies decided to try
an experiment. he took the talents and
intelligences fascinating personality
aspects out of half a dozen babies, and
put them into little baby aprille. and
little aprille grew up into a grown up
who can write (boy can she write!) and
also translate and make computers do
tricks and sew fancy little dresses and
speak way a lot of spanish and be
daring and interesting and never be
mean. a grown up with half a dozen
peoples talents! she's that neat!
that is the point of the story! and
what happened to those other little
babies, you might ask? well, they
turned into potatoes, because all
potatoes are really just babies without
personality. And now you know where
aprille came from. Also, why there are
so many potatoes in the world.
imitation of Aprille.
fire extinguisher. But she's nice to
you! I was in a play with her. She
has good shoes, I heard she gets them
off the internet.
playing of the penny whistle. She's
really good at it. Aprille's the
finest at whatever she tries, and
that's something, because she tries a
lot of things. She amazingly still
finds time to practice her good ol'
penny whistle, though it all. The
world thanks you.