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      • Julie
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      • She can turn a stove on with her smile... as long as the knobs have something to bite down on. lighters can never escape her fury. I miss the days of yore when we used to philosophise to Dylan drunk in her room. Remember that band we were in? Yeah. That was cool. Remember that other band we were in? Wow. we were in a lot of bands. Why don't you still live down the hall from me? My heart aches for you in a Freudian and yet existential capacity. Satre would never have written Nausea if he had met you. He would have instead written some leonard cohen songs, but they would have been way ahead of their time, and once Leonard was born, he would have been really pissed that he could only write songs that Sartre already wrote, and he'd begin to spiral down into a cesspool of self-doubt and psychosis, so I guess it's all better this way. I'm just glad I met you.
      • Laura
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      • Johanna negotiates the intersection of
        art and theory as well as anyone I've
        met, plus she's great to gossip with
        over coffee. All in all, I give her
        three thumbs up!
      • Hasan
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      • They tried to burn Johanna at stake in
        1643 but her searing dry wit ignited
        the entire crowd once the blaze was
        going. So much for reincarna-who?
      • Kate
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      • When I think of Johanna I always think
        of that song "Joanna." It just pops
        into my head and I can't help thinking
        that their pronouncing her name wrong.
        It really pisses me off because Johanna
        is so awesome and they should know how
        to say her name.
      • Julie
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      • I gotta tell ya, Johanna and I once
        decided to spend all of St Patrick's
        Day 2001 drunk. It started innocently
        enough, with screwdrivers before
        breakfast, but by the time we had
        gotten to the grape instant kool aid
        and vodka, we were waist deep in snow
        outside a mental institution, we had
        no idea how we got there, and what's
        more, neither one of us could feel
        anything below our waist. After we
        fell down and couldn't get back up, I
        started to rethink this whole escapade
        and, in fact, my whole friendship with
        Johanna. My conclusion was this: while
        Johanna's friendship is priceless,
        always new and always exciting, under
        no circumstances should one drink in
        her presence for more than 6
        consecutive hours.

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