This man does not care how big you think
your balls are. Trust me. I know. If
you let him run free, he will destroy
this "friendster" you love so much,
churn it into a fine paste, and feed it
to his "plants." Then he will use the
plant's vital energy for rock-climbing,
trampoline hijinks, and other more
threatening pursuits. FEAR HIM.
Ian is a good neighbor. Ian is good at
many things. I like Ian cause even when
I'm socially weird, I know he'll not
think less of me. Ian also makes the
good art.
Ian looks hotter in a dress and pumps
than any of you ladies! Not to mention
the thigh highs...mmmmm....(oh but can
you please make sure you put away that
crack?)
Ian's definitely the one I always felt
was most suited to hand over my first
born to. What other great things can I
say about the man that aren't already
so obvious? WHAT, I FUCKING ASK YOU!?!?
your balls are. Trust me. I know. If
you let him run free, he will destroy
this "friendster" you love so much,
churn it into a fine paste, and feed it
to his "plants." Then he will use the
plant's vital energy for rock-climbing,
trampoline hijinks, and other more
threatening pursuits. FEAR HIM.
many things. I like Ian cause even when
I'm socially weird, I know he'll not
think less of me. Ian also makes the
good art.
night, nothing makes me hotter than a
woman with a gun, how was I to know that
you're a man baby, yeah.
than any of you ladies! Not to mention
the thigh highs...mmmmm....(oh but can
you please make sure you put away that
crack?)
want my dollar back.
was most suited to hand over my first
born to. What other great things can I
say about the man that aren't already
so obvious? WHAT, I FUCKING ASK YOU!?!?