40-ish=49
Adventurous=Slept with everyone
Athletic=No tits
Average looking=Ugly
Beautiful=Pathological liar
Contagious Smile=Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure=On medication
Feminist=Fat
Free spirit=Junkie
Friendship first=Former very *friendly* person
Fun=Annoying
New Age=Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded=Desperate
Outgoing=Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate=Sloppy drunk
Professional=Bitch
Voluptuous=Very Fat
Large frame=Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate=Stalker
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Looking sexy in those Halloween custom...race girl huh ? why cant we ever go party together ? you know what ...cause i was too busy.. LoL..anyways...just stop by and say hi ...look forward to see you soon...
40-ish=49
Adventurous=Slept with everyone
Athletic=No tits
Average looking=Ugly
Beautiful=Pathological liar
Contagious Smile=Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure=On medication
Feminist=Fat
Free spirit=Junkie
Friendship first=Former very *friendly* person
Fun=Annoying
New Age=Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded=Desperate
Outgoing=Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate=Sloppy drunk
Professional=Bitch
Voluptuous=Very Fat
Large frame=Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate=Stalker
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
(...)......Oooo...leaving my........
.\..(......(...)....footprints......
..\_)......)../....I'm in Japan.....
...........(_/....Konichiwa!!... xDD