Matt Parish

      "i never could do a backflip on the trampoline, but i did jump out of a second story window onto one three times. i cut..."

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      • Dana
      • Posted
      • I've known this man for seven years.
        SEVEN YEARS. And I don't know a damn
        thing about him, really. One can only
        conclude that he's some sort of
        International (well, okay, Lima Ohio is
        more National than International) Man
        of Mystery. I can dig it.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • go back to lima, sissy!
      • blackberrybelle
      • Posted
      • Matt gets fan mail from teenyboppers.
      • Dog
      • Posted
      • bark bark. *whizzes* moof.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • Ah, to the wonderfully consummate
        Stairs Rescue Team bass player, I miss
        the comfort. It's like, like, I don't
        even have to play.
        I can spot marching band kids a mile
        away, and if given the opportunity to
        form a band of ex-marching band kids,
        we'd need our own Hall of Fame.
        Everyone should share a practice space
        with talent of this proportion.
        HoAg is off the charts.
      • Mary
      • Posted
      • GLUVIDHSOIFN? How the hell do you
        pronounce that??? And how many points
        is it worth?
      • Mary
      • Posted
      • I walked around all of Spain last week
        with my 2 Ho-ag buttons on (I swear!
        there's a picture!), trying to educate
        the good citizens in the ways of
        quality American rock and roll. Just
        drop by Barcelona on your next tour,
        Matt, I promise you're HUGE over there
        by now!
      • Duncan
      • Posted
      • matt oh! matt one of the fine men
        behind HO-AG! his vocals are truly
        amazing and full of temper and
        thought. they blew me away. great
        writer, sweet man.
      • Tobin
      • Posted
      • Matt's complete awesomeness is due only
        in part to his superpowers. His X-ray
        vision and telekinetic abilities make
        him an asset to our firm. Out of all
        of my co-workers, I would say that Matt
        is by far the most talented. Not so
        much for his musical prowess, but for
        his ability to go through boxes and
        boxes of tissues like nobody's business.
      • YoungSexyAss
      • Posted
      • Behold, Matt is another success story
        from the Young Sexy Assassins Teamwork
        Seminar. Godspeed!

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