Ivan Brickman

schools are for fish. a fish once told me that a jazz combo should be like a school of tropical fish, moving abruptly and in unison. i enjoy fish, and people who fancy themselves to be fish.

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making up words, wandering strange cities in the wee hours. and strong drink. plotting to get a big boat and sail the seven seas. schooning!

does anyone know any good palindromes? my favorite is: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

I mainly like movies with leprachauns, including but not limited to, Leprachaun, Leprachaun 3, and Leprachauns 5-11. Leprachauns two and four were a betrayal of the true fans. I also enjoy movies where ragtag bunches of youths unite to defeat well-organized little shits.

F.E.A.S.T., Boysenbody, Captain Krunk's Emotional Force Field Project, Mucha Espinaca, Napdemonium, Snuffaluffagus Notwithstanding, The Candlelight Vigilantes

OUCH! the musical

Sagittarius

I crush glaciers in my long island iced tea. stratovolcanoes are my fondue pots. the moon was escaping, so i slung the trans-american railroad into a lariat and brought it back into orbit. it was my hunger that consumed the dinosaurs, and my thirst which first caused land to emerge on earth. pangea was getting uppity, so i split her up and tossed her to the winds. i am the wrench in the gears of religion. i am the fog of war. i am heisenberg uncertainty embodied. who the hell are you?

how can i describe somone i haven't met yet?