Talya Mazuz

Chain Mail

Christine Griffis. Oh, this isn't as dryly funny now that we're closely entangled, me'n'her.

drawing nudies, swallowing pills, reading signs, imitating the marx brothers, loathing, light pollution, batter-dipping, sociology, language, renaissance, Lee "Scratch" Perry, rawk

i only read to look respectable.

The Ruling Class, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Dr. Strangelove, Arsenic and Old Lace. Being John Malkovich friggin ruled the first time.

i forget. someone send me the dee-lite album.

Scrubs, Kids in the Hall, South Park. Remember 321 Contact? What're some decent educational shows?

i'm an essentially asexual dyke who can be amusing in small doses when the weather's right, but a well-known drag otherwise (contrary to semipopular opinion/onion). i can't concentrate on anything for more than five minutes or 2 layers of meaning, whichever comes first. i hope to rein in this tendency toward non-sequiter and make something neat out of it. coloring books, really.

people into stuff i've never heard of. if they'll have me. folks i don't feel compelled to find you should talk, dude-style petty fault with. seth faergolzia! the one for me. hoho. oh, i don't know any sex workers. i got a lapdance in harlem at an illegal sex party. the chick was so expert at what she did. i was mostly sober so i kept just trying to ask her how she learned to do that stuff and is it hard? and she had a tad of the "i'm not paid to give you a lesson" attitude. can't blame her. happy folks. cynical happy folks.