• Gwyneth Lauer

      "im me....i have two kitties: psycho and utka i live in portland... i hate describing myself."

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      • Gwyn is peachy keen! She calls Kathy
        but Kathy's never home so I answer and
        then I talk and talk and talk and she's
        nice enough to listen and pretend that
        she was calling to talk to me cuz
        that's how nice she is. And she gave
        me free cinnabread once. Yay!
      • Reverand Aaron
      • Posted
      • The bestest wife I ever had, she is why
        I bother to get up in the morning
      • Kerry
      • Posted
      • Gwyn is my seester, so I know
        everything about her. EVERYTHING! If
        you think you know her, you probably
        don't. She is pretty sneaky that way.
        But I know everything, so you can ask
        me. I like to steal back the clothes
        that I gave her. I also like to borrow
        clothes from her and then hide them
        from her, never wearing them in her
        presence. I will deny all knowledge of
        borrowed clothes, or try to convince
        her that she did in fact give that
        item to me and she must have
        forgotten. That's how I got my
        favorite Junior Mints shirt. Not only
        is she my seester and therefore cool,
        but she is the only one that truly
        understands my upbringing. I guess
        that is all. Oh, a few more facts
        about Gwyn:
        1) She looks better in black hair than
        I do
        2) She looks better in black hair than
        in blond, which is her natural color
        (see I told you I know things)
        3) Tomorrow is her birtday (not
        birthday, mind you)
        4) She bruises too easily, which never
        prevents me from beating her up...
        older sister rights.
        5) She isn't allowed to own fish.
        6) She can actually cook, play piano,
        and take photos better than I can...
        jerk.
        7) Sometimes she has to be coaxed out
        of her hole with the bait of food or
        fun (this may not work. If it does
        not, try whining about personal
        problems and how much you need her -
        even if you dont have them and dont
        need her... she will come out)
        8) Her childhood nicknames were
        Gwhiney and PenGwyn. Oh and she and
        her friend Chloe were collectivly
        refered to as "the babies" until they
        were at least 9.
        9) I just realized that she hasn't
        written my testimonial yet, and will
        likely say something mean now. Oh
        well.
      • Graham
      • Posted
      • Gwyn me gusta mucho. She's bright and sunny and
        dark and gloomy and fun and nice and friendly and
        hooray all bundled into one Gwyn.
      • Kathy
      • Posted
      • Gwyn is a pretty pretty girl who lives
        in a cold land far far away. Well,
        not that far really. Back on track,
        she is a humanitarian who gives
        clothes to naked manniquins every
        day. I don't know if I spelled that
        right. And she is nice and I love her
        and miss her!
      • Garth
      • Posted
      • Gwyn lives is PDX, which is cool cuz
        she's cool and it's cool; it's cute and
        she's cute. I associate both Gwyn and
        Portland with large quantities of
        coffee.
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