Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Jun 2003

made in San Francisco . . . modified in London

Chesty LaRue's Shoppe of Quality Unmentionables & Madame Busty St. Clair's House of Ill Repute

http://profiles.friendster.com/652568

Glen Park Elementary, Attended 1987 - 1993, Class of 1993
Herbert Hoover Middle, Attended 1993 - 1996, Class of 1996
Lowell High, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000

Kresge College, Univerity of London

University of California - Santa Cruz, Attended 2001 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, British Literature

shikzah extraodinaire working her shikzappeal

saving the universe, destroying freshly saved universe, laughing maniacally at ruins of freshly destroyed previously freshly saved universe. wandering aimlessly alone, drinking ice cold original CocaCola on my back porch, saying things are "cheeky, " plus keeping library books way overdue.

The Things They Carried, The House of Leaves, The Princess Bride, The Hitchhiker Trilogy, The Master & Margarita, anything by Tim O'Brien, Dan Brown, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Shakespeare, Eggers, Sedaris, Robbins, Palahniuk, Silverstein, Tea, Miss Jenny Lewis and bathroom stall poetry.

so many, too many: anything with Mike Myers, Eddie Izzard DVDs, Clue, Showgirls (because it is so Vegas and that's hot), Bollywood movies, The Following, Some Like It Hot, The Lady Eve, Logan's Run, gay ol' musicals, All About Eve, anything with Fred Astaire, technicolor musicals, anything by Marshall, Hughes, Smith, Tarintino, Kaufman, (space reserved for pretentious film student director faves), Nolan, Guest, Anderson . . . and of course highly graphic pornagraphy

time spent driving, Beatles, Garbage, JetsTo Brazil, Portishead, Elliot Smith, Rilo Kiley, Weezer, Nick Drake, Elton John, Neil Diamond, Chicago, Bic Runga, Eisley, Ozma, Poe, Fiona Apple, The Push, William Shatner (word!!), emo, jazz, punk, old standards, D&B, anything heady from the local music scene

The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Sifl&Olly, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Adult Swim, House, old school sketch (see: The State, Kids in the Hall), C.S.I., House, inappropriately awkwardly HI-lariousness (see: Strangers with Candy, Peepshow, UK's The Office, and Reno911!!), Clone High (wicka wicka, say WHAT?!?!), anything on the Food Network, Martha Stewart ('yo), any BBC quiz show

I'm a modern girl, but I fold in half so easily when I put myself in the picture of sucess.

Hmm . . . I hate these vague boxes. Frustrating. I like things simply complex, dramatically neurotic, absolutely ridiculous and nothing in between. I have a lot to say about nothing and nothing to say about everything else.

Someone really amazing once told me that we exist within a box and everything else around us is who we want the world to see us as, but who we really are exists within that box that we stand alone in. (Can you tell we were existentially drunk??) But it makes sense . . . Maybe this is that box and I am standing here alone, waiting for it to be filled with . . . something. Anything.

Shameless pluggage:
Check out my band Donkey Dick's new album, Masterbate, Cry and Then Masterbate Some More (featuring an original hardcore gangsta rap/emo song). Due out in stores whenever we finish making it.

My new musical side project --- The Old Ladies Whispering Hush

Sometimes in the morning I am petrified and can't move
Awake but cannot open my eyes
And the weight is crushing down on my lungs
I know I can't breathe
And hope someone will save me this time
And your mother's still calling you insane and high
Swearing it's different this time
And you tell her to give in to the demons that possess her
And that god never blessed her insides
Then you hang up the phone and feel badly for upsetting things
And crawl back into bed to dream of a time
When your heart was open wide and you love things just because
Like the sick and dying

my gradual decent into the life i never meant: www.livejournal.com/~princessjuls

p.s.- I am painfully boring.

No kiss kiss, no bang bang.

Your mom.

Mr. Christopher Walken.

Mr. William Shatner.

The entire cast of The Daily Show. In a dark alley. Naked. Oh yeah.

Doctor Steel.

you, you silly fool!!

And sometimes when you're on
You're really fucking on
And your friends they sing along
And they love you
But the lows are so extreme
That the good seems fucking cheap
And it teases you for weeks in its absence
But you'll fight and you'll make it through
You'll fake it if you have to
And you'll show up for work with a smile
And you'll be better
You'll be smarter
More grown up and a better daughter or son
And a real good friend
And you'll be awake
You'll be alert
You'll be positive though it hurts
And you'll laugh and embrace all of your friends
And you'll be a real good listener
You'll be honest
You'll be brave
You'll be handsome and you'll be beautiful
You'll be happy

Oh, did I mention your mom??