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"Hi everybody-
Hmmm....well, hard to describe yourself in one
paragraph but here goes....I am awesome. Ladies,
form a..."
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Occupation:
art director
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Hobbies and Interests:
swimming, art, music, fun
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Favorite Books:
Arthur C. Clarke / sci-fi, although I don't really do that reading thing so much
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Favorite Movies:
gattaca, contact, dumb and dumber, office space
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Favorite Music:
Counting Crows, David Gray, Imogen Heap
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Favorite TV Shows:
football
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About Me:
Hi everybody-
Hmmm....well, hard to describe yourself in one
paragraph but here goes....I am awesome. Ladies,
form a line to the left for make-outs! Dudes, form a line
to the right for high-fives! Oh yeah!
Just kidding....(above quote reference to www.homestarrunner.com)
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Who I Want to Meet:
Gilbert Godfried. If I could take Gilbert and transform
him into a girl, that would be the person I would want to
marry.
btw, I don't know what the hell Brian is talking about
below. I never dropped him in a lake.
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graduated high school together he
mastered guitar, freestyle swimming,
drawing, and sleeping through assembly
without getting caught! The jerk-
face!! He's also ridiculously humble,
which makes even angrier, YOU NEED TO
BE MORE FILLED WITH ARROGANT RAGE,
DAMMIT!! I'd be jealous, but that is
unnecessary, because despite all of his
talents Alex has no sense of
direction. I've seen him get lost in
parking lots and in Forest Park for
hours. He's also good for crazy-stupid-
fun, and laughin' at jerks...
horrible truth I discovered about him
and Nick is. Well it turns out they've
been secretly raising an army of chimps
that ride dolphins up and down the
Pacific coast clubbing baby seals. All
so they can sell it to America's
Funniest Home Videos. I'm just kidding
though, Alex really loves baby seals.
people I know. Seriously, he's such a
great person that I've been friends
with him for 13 years, even though 2
years into that friendship he injured
one of my eyes out with a slapshot in a
game of street hockey. Any person that
you're willing to stay friends with
after they've damaged your
vision...well, that's a pretty awesome
person. And he did say he was sorry!
guitar player and an astounding
swimmer, is there anything that Alex
isn't capable of? If you really want
to be impressed, give him a bottle of
tequila, an eyepatch and a stuffed
parrot. The results are really quite
amazing.