As the Norse god of Thunder, Thor is synonymous with old-school badass. Don't mess around with this god; he'll pound you with his mighty hammer! Be careful! He has a hot temper.

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

A cold and devious man you are! The greatest secretary of all time you are! In Soviet Russia the Gulag loves YOU!

Perhaps the most insidious of all STDs, it can be spread with only a kiss. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, oral contact with other, more intimate, parts. It's not life threatening, but the sores can be an embarrassment to those who are infected.

You won't be rich, instead you'll be sad. After a lifetime pursuing wealth and success, you'll discover that you're just not that kind of person.

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

Yes. You are really sexy. You have the figure, the looks, and the smile that drives them mad! Use it to your advantage! Flaunt yourself and have a good time! After all, soon old age will set in, and all that will be gone...

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.