Other people find shopping to be a necessity; you, however, find in shopping a personal passion on which you thrive. This passion is the anthem of your life, and the driving force which defines you. You are a shopaholic.

You are so mature, you are practically an old man. People might call you "boring", but at least you're dependable. You're the responsible one, who is always ready to do the difficult things your friends shy away from.

You are both elegant and adventurous. Your interests include magic carpet rides, and handsome heros. Your prince charming isn't rich, nor is he actually a prince! He's a commoner that shares your sense of adventure.

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

Kidnap and ransom your hostages. It's a classic, time-tested strategy, and you are a practitioner of it. Children are excellent targets; they are obedient and helpful.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

You are pure goodness. As an angel you are always willing to help others, and are particularly adept at understanding others' concerns. You are a great friend to have!

You are pure and beautiful. Looking into your eyes is a religious experience. When you spread your wings men fall to their knees, and kiss the ground. Hallelujah!

You're the athletic type. You're the fit and trim one that spends two hours a day jogging. Some people consider that sexy, others are not turned on. Don't worry about that. Believe in yourself!

You are the stay-at-home mother. You like to bake cookies and clean house. You can usually keep a calm demeanor, but sometimes, well, it's time for Marge to go bad-ass.

Your corrosive personality has made you a few enemies in your time. Even your friends can find you a bit disagreeable. At some point one of these enemies (or friends) will become so tired of your antics that he will poison you. Cool.