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"Spiders really scare me. So do heights. Being on top of a really tall spider is about as scary of a scenario that I can..."
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More About Curtis
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Occupation:
Bus Driver
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Affiliations:
CHAOTIC CONG
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, film, vegan food, art, activism, etc...
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Favorite Books:
Viva! Superstar, Everything is Illluminated, Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas, 100 Years of Solitude, Siddhartha, Walden, Franny and Zooey, Gita
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Favorite Movies:
Harold and Maude, Mystery Train, Roshoman, El Topo, the Graduate, True Stories, Cremaster Cycles
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Favorite Music:
folk, klezmer, conjunto, bluegrass, ragtime
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About Me:
Spiders really scare me. So do heights. Being on top of a really tall spider is about as scary of a scenario that I can think of. Also, I'd rather not become possessed. Ever.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Hiram Abif, Buckminster Fuller, Benjamin Franklin, Daryl Hall, and John Oats. In that order, please.
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Testimonials and Comments for Curtis
storm, it would be Curtis saying, "I just
pulled your pants down."
However, he's too altogether grand to be
encapsulated in however many syllables haikus are
made up of (I don't know the technical details, so
technically this may not be a haiku), and thus I'll
have to choose one particular part of him around
which my words will gravitate. I think that part is
obvious, and thus:
Fresh cucumber
In a woven jar
It does not fit
him,...the whipped cone hair gives it away, but
couple with his waif white skinned body, it
comes off sickly. He claims his "gift of B.S."
usually gets him through the day,..if so I
haven't smelled it yet.
When the Tibetan Government finds out
they scouted the wrong 'new'
manifestation of Chenrezig, the White
Lotus is gonna drop. I don't want to
be around when it happens. Word.
Curtis, I'd sing your praises everyday
if I could, but maybe instead I'll
save my vocal chords and contribute
vocals on the forthcoming Chaotic
Cong 'Up All Nite' Vol. 4 tribute
album.
sharing, power packing, socially
conscious, life affirming knight
templar of goodness and light. a rare
breed, indeed. now available in a more
manageable size.
cool, or if they just seem cool because of Curtis...
The boys got so much style you can't help but bask
in the reflected goodness of it all.
just got up. I ate meat in front of
him once and he cried. Bastard...
rattling the mesquite trees, or the
smoky sound of blues guitar on a
Southern porch in June. I have a crush
on his music. Not only that, but he
once offered an excellent nine-word
justification of the vegan
lifestyle: "You know, ain't no bear
gonna come kill me." (Maybe you had to
be there.)
with a robotic one-man band with a soul
crossed with a lyrical gangsta minus
the drugs crossed with all the
questions and answers ever asked on
america's favourite quiz show:
jeopardy!. he's the best interpretive
dancer i know and the most-sought after
translator of tongues in the land.
and write music with. he never forgets
how to have fun. oh and i must add,
he's a bright one. don't be deceived
by his friendly smiles and stylish
dance moves. he's the DEVIL incarnate,
and i am his apprentice. BEWARE!!!