Jorden Carlsen

      "What am I supposed to say about myself? ...I not that strong of a speller, but that's ok because spelling isn't in..."

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      • Kelly
      • Posted
      • This guy!!! I wish I was friends with
        Jorden first, instead of originally
        sorta being friends with his brother.
        (Last I heard, Scotty was riding his
        bike around Fremont, selling crack in a
        Hawiian shirt.) He's a great addition
        to any party... I just hope he'll come
        to MINE, now that Brian doesn't seem to
        have parties anymore. *cheeky grin*
        Talk to you later, cute stuff! =Th
      • Imperviouskat
      • Posted
      • i met jorden one night while surfing
        the dream channel. he made me laugh.
        feel me fries and then that was
        it....it just ended. and now i lay
        awake at night wondering what happened
        to that last lonely french fri.
        -meow
      • Amber
      • Posted
      • Jorden likes to pretend he isnt smarter
        than everyone else.. but he is. Dont be
        fooled. I love Jorden, you should too.
      • Daisy
      • Posted
      • I have known JordEn for 10 years.
        JordEn is the essence of Rockstar.
        JordEn likes black socks, black wife
        beaters and black boxer briefs. I
        converted him to the belief of boxer
        briefs. JordEn does not like my uber
        gay lameo Beetle and would not be
        caught dead in it's vicinity, his
        recently passed corpse would somehow
        find the motivation to remove it's
        self from the dreaded vehicle.
        I love JordEn, you should too!
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • I'd have to say that Jorden is one of
        my favorite peeps. Every time he's
        around, no matter what kind of mood I'm
        in, he always makes it better just by
        being there. His laugh *always* makes
        me smile. This boi is absolutely tops.
      • Sikov Itall
      • Posted
      • Jordy-jord is very sincere, smart and
        makes some mean tater tots. Jordy
        hates it if you call him variations of
        his name. (I believe he secretly
        likes it b/c then he gets to show off
        what a stud he is by kicking my ass)
        Jordash is buff! He rastles my boy.
        Then they cuddle.....I'm staring to
        wonder about that. HAHAHAHA ;)
      • Rabbit
      • Posted
      • Jorden is a punk ass bitch who wants
        my salami...

        Now, take everything I just said and
        reverse it.

        Jorden is one HAWD-KOAH MUTHAFUKKA and
        I am bleesed to have such a kick ass
        RivetHead as my friend!

        FREMONT RIVETHEADS!
      • lynx
      • Posted
      • Jorden is my sexy rivet bitch. He's
        tough, honest, and just plain cool. I
        got his back any day of the week.
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • two-four-six-eight...
        If Jorden cant do it NO one can.
        let go of my chonies and stop giving me
        a wedgie.

        I think jorden has assumed the position
        of my partner in crime, and you still
        need to teach me how to make things
        that go *BOOOOOOM!!!*

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      Kylie - Showgirl Concert DVD out NOV 29th!!!
      Blanche Devereaux
      Which Golden Girl Are You?
      You Are Most Like Carrie! You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date. But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
      It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
      Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a great closet of clothes, no matter what!

      Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...
      Totally different from any guy you've dated.

      Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You Most Like? Take This Quiz Right Now!

      Karen Walker: Sarcastic.  Snobby.  Hilarious.
      You're Karen Walker! You married for money, and
      you enjoy every extravagant moment of it. You
      love liquor and prescription pills, and make
      hilarious judgmental comments about your best
      friends. Keep it up!

      Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
      DHlynette
      Congratulations! You are Lynette Scavo, the
      ex-career woman who traded the boardroom for
      boredom, mixed with moments of sheer panic as
      the mother of four unmanageable kids.

      Which Desperate Housewife are you?
      Your results:
      You are Robin
      Robin
      80%
      Superman
      75%
      Supergirl
      60%
      Batman
      45%
      Wonder Woman
      45%
      The Flash
      45%
      Green Lantern
      45%
      Iron Man
      45%
      Hulk
      40%
      Spider-Man
      35%
      Catwoman
      30%
      Young and acrobatic.
      You don't mind stepping aside
      to give someone else glory.
      Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

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