erin garofalo

i learned all i need to know in the ''ladies'' room at the seawolf

drunk dialer

hard core jankers

conspiracy/ pony paraphenelia/ hot brown/ flagrante delicto/ anti racism/ pool/ karaoke/ Ethel/ politics/ soul music/ ass and titties/ gettin tossed around/ thee seawolf/ the revolution

assata/ native son/ i jan cramer/ boondocks/ this bridge called my back/ the bog of desire/ meatmen/ autobiography of malcolm x/ alcatraz alcatraz!/ angela davis/ bell hooks/ our kind

sorority boys/ teen witch/ little otik/ evil dead 2/ pootie tang/ troll 2/ the spook who sat by the door/ chicken ranch/ dead alive

nina simone/ etta james/ swamp dogg/ gossip/ ronettes/ GnR/ candi staton/ prince/ irma thomas/ esther phillips/ swamp dogg/ tubeway army/ smiths/ gza/ motley crue/ snoop dogg/ jodeci/ iron maiden/ hank williams/ mary j/ otis redding/ blackstar/ percy sledge/ mos def

chappelle's show/ crank yankers/ freaks & geeks/ conan/ twin peaks/ strangers with candy/ simpsons/ roseanne/ the colbert report

Aquarius

My fantasy is to sodomize Donald Rumsfeld with a splintering, unlubricated broomstick while he sucks my dick & makes "W" swallow my sweet load. Hey bro, they do that kind of stuff in fraternaties all the time!!!
in other words, you will likely find me drinking pbr and playin tittytuch at a dirty fag bar---RIP SEAWOLF!! you will likely hear me slurring obsceneties on a mic at karaoke. yet i'm old fashioned, and a classy nympho bitch, stumbling about in a tight ass pair of designer jeans and pumps that are worn down to the screws. i could be described as a chronic public inebriate, except i no longer drink. my current hobbies during sobriety are knitting, walking my dog, thrifting, mix tape making, domestic life with my man, watchin teevee.

the revolution asap