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      • Mausi
      • Posted
      • Crushing on Andrew since 1988.
        *smooches*
      • Noah
      • Posted
      • Top! Viking warlord, tragically hip
        poet. He reminds me of this character
        I saw in a Japanese cartoon once. His
        eyes aren't as big, though. One of
        the funniest guys I ever met, and I
        was lucky to sit near him a lot in
        high school. I like to think that
        some of his charm and wit slid off and
        stuck to me (for he oozes with it,
        from his pores, you see) but it's
        doubtful.
      • Torben
      • Posted
      • Andrew strikes man into the heart of
        fear. Bounds tall buildings in a single
        leap. Equates effect with cause.
        Prevaricates and circumnavigates. All
        with a style that cries out for
        euthanasia. How he does it, I'll never know.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Andrew is a berserker. Hide your
        sisters and your goats, while you're at
        it.
      • Torben
      • Posted
      • I hope I am friends with Andrew for
        the rest of his life, which will be
        tragically shortened by drinking,
        smoking, and self-abuse.

        I'll try my best to catch up, 'drew!
      • Cedrus
      • Posted
      • TOP.. This homie can keep pace with my
        shit talkin' and dish it straight
        back. Which makes him one of my Top
        Dawgs (no pun, really) :)

        Funny how a quote can make you think
        of somebody... and Bilbo's from
        FOTR, "I don't know half of you half
        as well as I should like, and I like
        less than half of you half as well as
        you deserve." has the TOP like flow.

        Here's to seeing you out in Seatown,
        cheers!
      • Tamara
      • Posted
      • Props to the guy who not only shares a
        penchant for mis-remembered moments of
        awkward pasts, but also manages to draw
        the good things out of a backwash
        bottle ashtray phase of life. Wish we
        had had more time to find out just how
        much we don't remember. You coming
        down to Baltimore, or what?
      • Torben
      • Posted
      • Last Tuesday a reign of terror was
        ended when the notorious Top brothers,
        Andrew and Daniel, after one of the
        most extraordinary trials in British
        legal history, were sentenced to 400
        years imprisonment for crimes of
        violence. We examined the rise to
        power of the Tops, the methods they
        used to subjugate rival gangs and
        their subsequent tracking down and
        capture by the brilliant
        superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs
        of Q Division.

        Andrew and Daniel Top were born, on
        probation, in a small house in Kipling
        Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a
        family of sixteen. Their father Zafer
        Top, a scrap metal dealer and TV
        quizmaster, was well known to the
        police, and a devout Catholic. In 1968
        he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-
        coming East End boxer. Andrew was born
        in February 1975 and Daniel two weeks
        later; and again a week after that.
        Someone who remembers them well was
        their next door neighbour, Mrs April
        Simnel.

        "Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical
        East End Street, people were in and
        out of each other's houses with each
        other's property all day. They were a
        cheery lot. Cheerful and violent.
        Doug was keen on boxing, but when he
        learned to walk he took up putting the
        boot in the groin. He was very
        interested in that. His mother had a
        terrible job getting him to come in
        for tea. Putting his little boot in
        he'd be, bless him. All the kids were
        like that then, they didn't have their
        heads stuffed with all this Cartesian
        dualism."
      • Amber
      • Posted
      • Andrew isn't half so mean and nasty as
        he'd like you to believe he is. In
        fact, he's mad-sexy, witty, and fun to
        play with. He's the only person ever
        to climb onto a roof for me, and for
        that he will always have a special
        place in my heart. (*sigh indeed*)

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