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"My history, as transcribed by Andy Khouri:
Joe -- or 'Joe Sizzle,' as he is known -- actually created
the internet. He..."
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Occupation:
Tech
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Hobbies and Interests:
Computers, sports, Linux, NY Mets, NY Giants, comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, pasta, sex, penguins, turtles, pizza, bacon, anchovies, Seattle, Pacific Northwest, beer
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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Rings, Watchmen, Different Seasons, Story, Transmetropolitan, Sandman, Planetary, National Geographic, Maxim, Entertainment Weekly, Discover
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Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, Good Will Hunting, High Fidelity, Braveheart, The Talented Mr. Ripley, anything by Hitchcock
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Favorite Music:
Dave Matthews Band, Metallica, Barenaked Ladies, Portishead, Counting Crows, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Beth Orton, Reel Big Fish, 2 Skinnee J's, Tori Amos, Superstar DJ Keoki, Bjork, Flogging Molly
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Favorite TV Shows:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, 24, Cheers, Simpsons, Frasier, ER
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About Me:
My history, as transcribed by Andy Khouri:
Joe -- or 'Joe Sizzle,' as he is known -- actually created
the internet. He explained this to me in a very clear,
unslurred voice, and he did so for many hours. I honestly
did not have the mental capacity to grasp exactly how he
created the internet, but trust me, he did. It's his, and
we all owe him a little piece of our souls. I hope that by
honoring him here, he will forgive me for my sins and
allow
me to continue using (abusing?) his property. Before Joe
created the internet, he was a regular little kid in 1950s
Colombia, riding his scooter around town with a slingshot
in his pocket and a twinkle in his eye.
On October 25th, 1955, Joe was struck by lightning. He
survived, and there was absolutely no change in his body,
behaviour or in his thinking. On October 25th, 1956, Joe
slipped in the shower and hit his head on the toilet seat
and lapsed into a coma for forty years. On October 25th,
1996, Joe woke up with the idea for the internet, even
though by then it had already been created. It's a real
shame. Today Joe lives in Connecticut with his wife Andi
and lots of comic books.
Also, check out our website:
http://www.szilagyi.us
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Who I Want to Meet:
Aliens.
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Testimonials and Comments for Joe
squeeze his cheeks and say
coochecoochecoo.
fatherered me upon a poor innocent
girl, and I respect him for that.
Friendster. I am proud of any small
role I play in helping him achieve
this goal.
nobody knows the depths of his soul better
than I. At the bottom of his soul, you will
find bloody PEZ. This man is good. This man
is my caucasian.
vision and sonar. Joe can use his
mind to shift the tectonic plates
causing a tidal waves and
earthquakes. Joe can reach speads
of 180mph for short distances. Joe is
lethal in hand to hand combat but
can also pick off his enemies from
space using his telescopic vision
and death ray. Joe also has a
pleasing, minty aroma.
revenge against my roommate. I mean,
who else would start a list of
vengeful acts against someone they've
never met? Joe is nifty!
I've met online. Seriously. If Joe
needed an organ, I would gladly kill a
person with a compatible type, just so
Joe may live.
brain. It's already broken. Wal-mart
wouldn't even let me exchange it for a
new All Saints CD. I even tried to
bargain them down to a bag of Smarties,
and they said no because they'd be
losing money. If I could remember how
to cry, I would.
Delphi. He's responsible for my
addiction, and knows the wonders of
ThinkGeek and memepool.