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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
honolulu
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jRock's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/660068
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Occupation:
alm anal-yst, amateur wise-ass, odds-maker/gambler
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What I enjoy doing:
fimo, wising off to people, organizing my rock and insect collections, eating shave ice, origami, laughing at people's misfortunes, making gift baskets, doing the electric slide, ultimate frisbee, playing kazoo, antenna balls, chewing w/ my mouth open
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Favorite Books:
coloring, picture, pop-up, sri lankan dictionaries, cliff's notes, how to make a 7 course meal out of paprika & eraser dust & mint chocolate chip ice cream
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Favorite Movies:
short circuit 2, midnight madness, air bud, transformers the movie, star trek ii: wrath of khan, ernest goes to camp, my giant, howard the duck
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Favorite Music:
loyal garner, n2deep, melissa manchester, kenny loggins, cameo, christopher cross, tone loc, t.w.d.y., zapp & roger, sade, freak nasty, shakira, hiroshima (hawaiian electic...you know what i'm talkin' 'bout!), gangsta rap!, ma$e + total
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Favorite TV Shows:
when good pets go bad, ducktales, you can't do that on television, miami vice, spoogebob squarepants, tempation island, hangin' with mr. cooper, empty nest, full house, kikaida, sportscenter reruns, CHiPs
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About Me:
3 things you may not know about me: 1) i ate sh!t on the
gravel and skinned my knee in 5th grade after being chased
by keith iraha near mrs. chun's music building on the back
side of the cafeteria. that was fuckin' sore! 2) my
friend craig intentionally blasted me in the face at
volleyball practice and i never spoke to him for a week.
what a prick! 3) i used to work at mcdonalds and would
eat 2 double cheeseburgers, a filet of fish, large fries
and a large drink just because they gave employees 50% off
their meals. not bad for 3 bucks!
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Who I Want to Meet:
i'm just looking to make friends. duh. and maybe meet
howard the duck one day. oh and someone to put my idea of
a shoyu spray into production. other than that, buzz off!
hang loose.
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bitter and sarcastic individuals I've
ever met. His wise ass comments are
extremely offensive.... and yet so
freaking hilarious. Everyone should be
privileged enough to hear this guy rip
on people, especially when he tortures
Layne (aka BEEFCAKE), the crap that
comes out of his mouth is freaking
priceless... and all the shit he talks
is with done with nothing but love and
respect toward his victim, which is
what makes him so unique in his
antics. J-rock also has an alter ego,
better known as "Fun Jared" who seems
to show up when he's drinking. Fun
Jared is freaking retarded and
ridiculous cuz he's like some crazy
gangster that just doesn't give a
fcuk... don't step to this kid cuz he
will cut you down to size with his
crazy flow... fo'sho. Be prepared when
hanging out with him because he will
straight make you bust a nut, from all
the laughing... i must've busted like
two or three already which sounds
really gross, but take it how you
wanna. Thanks for all the
entertainment you sarcastic biatch.
hood. It's pretty hilarious to hear
the ghetto chatter coming out of this
mild mannered guy. With hard work, you
can someday be a professional smart
ass.
all my heart! he's the most kind and
generous person you'll ever meet. he
may be a smart a$s, but that's what i
luv about him. he can always make me
laugh. he may seem tough on the
outside and talk a lot of crap, but he
is the sweetest person on the inside.
eventhough his puggie toes are not
toys, i luv playing with them. he is
so good to me, eventhough he is a
thousand miles away from me. i know
that you luv me more than gregg
(eventhough he is your bestest
friend!). luv you lots sweetie!
cousin when I went home for summer
break and has picked up evil gambling
addictions from his evil Punahou twin
and turns bright pink like a chick when
he drinks ... he's okay in my book.
guy. He doesnt sugar coat it but that
makes him a breath of fresh air. He
taught me one of the MOST important
life lessons I know: as long as you
act like you know what you are
doing. . .no one will ever know you
are just full of s--t. Who knew such
wisdom could be obtained working at
the library. .MEDIA CENTER FOR LIFE
BABY!! Never underestimate the wisdom
of thig guy. Sure he may act like a
wise ass... who am I kidding he is
DEFINITELY a wise ass BUT under that
cool exterior is a true softy. And
even though he may act like he doesn't
care I know he does. He is the ONLY
one who keeps in touch with me since I
have moved. WHAT A SWEETIE. Even
though your luck at cards SUCKS you
will always be aces in my book. (how
corney was that, just knowing how much
you HATE that comment makes worthwhile
to say) I still owe you for my last
night in Seattle and your help in
getting me so drunk I tripped down the
stairs, walked into tables and woke up
with bruises from I don't know where.
We WILL meet and party again. .