• Kristoffer

      "self-apprecating (did you see the *i?* I bet you didn't. it's very clever this way)"

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      • Caleb
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      • some babies deserve to be ett.
      • Christopher
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      • Ok so, well, maybe I have no proof that he doesn't eat babies. But he's still solid. I mean, I thought he didn't eat babies! Now, would I have gotten that impression if Kris weren't a solid guy? I DON'T THINK SO!

        Q.E.D.
      • Sarah
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      • I've seen Kris eat babies.
      • Christopher
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      • Kris probably doesn't eat babies. At least, not very often. That I've seen, anyways. I think.
      • Sarah
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      • The thing about Kris is: he's maybe not joking.
      • Christopher
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      • Kris is horrified by me. This is proof that he is almost an acceptable person.
      • Rachael
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      • I love your photos, Kris, but I think that you're missing one. You know what I'm talking about. If I have to scan it in from my yearbook for you then so be it.
      • Davida
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      • I'm only two out of the three characteristics that Kris wants to meet, so I thank god we've already met. He was pretty drunk when we met that first time, so I dunno if he remembers, but he told me that I was super cute, and then he told the girl I was with that she wasn't as cute as me. And since then, there's been a very special place in my heart for Kristoffer.
      • Joel
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      • I'm pretty sure if I asked Kris to eat a mound of poop, he wouldn't, so he probably isn't a complete idiot. I do remember a time, though, when he was about 10 years old and staying at my house, and he ran outside in the rain carrying his violin but not wearing shoes. But I preface this with the poop thing so that you don't read that part and think, "Boy, Kris is a complete idiot." On a more serious note, he did appear in a fashion ad in a Japanese magazine, and for all I know, the caption could have read "American Sex God," which is braggable.
      • -cookiepants-
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      • whooozh--whoozh--whoozh was the sound of
        kris riding his bike in his room.
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