Kevin Seccia

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comedian

going out, drinking Maker's Mark, watching Steve McQueen movies, getting a haircut, reading, the sweet science, anybody funny, "haunted house" type attractions, shooting claybirds, eating Korean food, campfires, using my precious asthma inhaler, belt buckles, talking about why someone is "terrible"

Anything by Ernest Hemingway, Jose Saramago, Paul Auster, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Kavalier & Clay, Mockingbird, any Phillip K. Dick stuff, The Eye of the World, The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, Alias, 100 bullets, Wolverine, 1602

The Magnificent 7, Hud, Dawn of the Dead, The Great Escape, Evil Dead II, The Hustler, Repo Man, Anything by Sergio Leone, The Professionals, Bottle Rocket, Halloween, Out of Sight, Friday, Takashi Miike films, Enter the Dragon, A Face in the Crowd

The Replacements, Johnny Cash, Face to Face, Sticks & Stones, Bouncing Souls, The Clash, Tom Petty, The Old 97's, Rancid, Bruce Springsteen, Social Distortion, Green Day, Hank Williams I and III, N.W.A., Bill Monroe, Dr. Dre, Bad Religion, The Darkness

The OC, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Seinfeld, HBO Boxing, American Chopper, Quantum Leap, Ali G, Cheers, Angel, The Shield, The Office, Friday Night Fights, The Twilight Zone, Three's Company, Arrested Development, Kung Fu

Sagittarius

I hate half-assed jokes. I was watching Pro Bull Riding earlier on NBC when the announcer stated that rider Jody Hamilton was about to attempt the bull "Willy Wonka." "Not sure yet whether it'll be a trip to the candy store or not," he quipped as the other announcer chuckled. What the %$&@! What "store?" The man owned a factory. That's all you have? A broad reference to candy? Why even bother? You had all night, you knew there was a bull named Wonka, right? It is your sport. How about "Not sure if Hamilton's got the golden ticket or not." Or "Let's find out if Hamilton's gobstopper can last eight seconds." Or after getting thrown, "Hamilton was a bad egg." C'mon dude, get in the god-damn-game.

More Favorite Movies: Anything by Peckinpah, The Dirty Dozen, Pushover, The Lusty Men, Point Blank, Fist of Legend, Battle Royale, High Plains Drifter, The Matrix (all), In a Lonely Place, Tombstone, Scarface, Bad Boys (the Sean Penn one), The Tai Chi Master, The Swimmer, Unbreakable, Rope, Signs, GoodFellas, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Westworld, Paint Your Wagon, My Dinner with Andre, Blade Runner, Phantasm, Midnight Run, Miller's Crossing, Down By Law, Office Space, Big Trouble in Little China, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Rear Window, Butch Cassidy...

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