I'm giving you nothing to go by here, you should probably
already know me anyway if you are reading this. If you
don't know me; don't punish yourself by making the effort.
Did I tell you I am in a band? Well, I am but that is not what makes me so bitter. It's the lack of chocolate.
Who I Want to Meet:
people who can be friends with me without feeling that I
have cheapened their existence.
Hot chicks and hip boys who love to party so I can hate you.
Freddy the Pig
i take it back: i will leave my boyfriend and run off with you in a winnebago! let's drive all over arkansas and then maybe like, utah. it's sposda be just beautiful....baby?
John-
You were with out a doubt the best 30
seconds of my life. And I've never been so
attracted to women as when I'm in your
presence. John taught me everything I know
about the male psyche, including that trick
where you sit on your hand until it goes
numb-I think they call that the stranger. Hey,
remember that time you pulled down my pants
and I turned around and kicked you in the
balls-good times.
john is a liar and a heartbreaker.
and he gets smelly and sweaty very
easily. that being said, i still wait
anxiously for his phone calls where he
can't even give me his full attention
for five minutes. but he talks dirty
like a champ.
You were with out a doubt the best 30
seconds of my life. And I've never been so
attracted to women as when I'm in your
presence. John taught me everything I know
about the male psyche, including that trick
where you sit on your hand until it goes
numb-I think they call that the stranger. Hey,
remember that time you pulled down my pants
and I turned around and kicked you in the
balls-good times.
lower east side, but he still wrote a
song for me. and that will eternally
melt my heart. thanks a lot, bra.
and he gets smelly and sweaty very
easily. that being said, i still wait
anxiously for his phone calls where he
can't even give me his full attention
for five minutes. but he talks dirty
like a champ.
love at the mall of america during the
thirteen hour sale.
happened...
John knows. Coincidence? I say nay!
passed out on the floor, johnny i'm
not angry anymore....