Chuck Klosterman

"I am a raging, self-destructive alcoholic."

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patrick
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I just found out from some girl I work with that you were at amherst books a couple of weeks ago. What the fuck? you should at the very least have some underlings that look up your friendster friends (we dinosaurs) and let them know when you're casually breezing through their towns. Clearly you need to rethink your whole self-marketing strategy.

I sincerely hope that someone treated you to a trip to the moan and dove just a mile up the road or at the very least, introduced you to the town trough known as the spoke.

Jessica
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I am very glad the you understand that all a woman wants and needs it John Cusak and Coldplay, i attemped to explain this to my boyfriend but alas, he dosent get it, thank god you do.

claudia
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I'm sitting here trying to use reverse psychology on chuck klosterman in order to make him like me. this is ridiculous. I should be ashamed.

Melissa
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so i was at your book reading in nyc on friday and this guy sitting near me had his arm around his girlfriend and kept stroking her breast the entire time. i just thought i should put it out there that your friend's jr high basketball game story apparently drives some men wild with the desire to grab breasts. but then again i guess almost everything drives some men wild with the desire to grab breasts, so what i witnessed really wasn't that remarkable...

CristoElsegundo
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Chuck, you write like a unicorn copulates. Which is to say, magically and somehow perversely intriguing. Plus, you're both pretty white.

DrTatiana
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i sent that GnR piece to my friend steve who did that recent axl interview...and then two minutes later i got his "ha ha" reply and then ten seconds later i realized i am fucking dumb and all my excitement deflated.

(man, calling "november rain" burro vomit had me so excited. like...how can you top "november rain"? what?! fuck! that was good CK. you win.)

tony
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i just though i should let you know i used the amish computer tech joke the other day on a plane ride and she was eating out of the palm of my hand!!!!