julia murielle bantugan

You're not in love. You're lonely. You're looking for that special someone, but have yet to find the perfect match. Perhaps you'll find another lonely person, and fall in love?

You're not gay. You're just happy! Smiles, and kittens, and everything soft! That is what being happy is all about!

You alway consume the most beer at the party. You party to drink, and you drink to party. While we are all impressed by your drinking abilities, some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the night, we will find you passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

You are a fattie! You like to eat, and you don't like to exercise. You are the typical American, and more power to you for that! Be proud of your body. After all, you have a lot of body to be proud of!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You are pure goodness. As an angel you are always willing to help others, and are particularly adept at understanding others' concerns. You are a great friend to have!

Accident, arson, there are many causes for fires. One of these causes will lead to your eventual death. You will share the fate of such greats as Joan of Arc, and heretics throughout the ages!