-GENTLEMEN, THIS IS BULLSEYE. The
communications ship SS Layton has
become disabled and has wandered into
foreign territory. A rescue operation
is to begin within the hour; your
mission is to give air support to that
rescue. There are MiGs in the area,
and tensions are high -- if you
witness a hostile act, you will return
fire. Those MiGs carry the Exocet
anti-ship missile, they can fire that
missile from a hundred miles away.
Gentlemen this is the real thing.
This is what you've been trained for.
You are America's best...make us
proud. Ice-
-Yes sir.
Hollywood-
-Yessir.
Sector Two. And Charlie, you back 'em
up with Merlin on ready five.
The kind of dude who would never leave
his wingman -- I know from
experience.
Charlie has been my favorite pen pal
since 1996. He's super charming, and
knows how to wield the flattery. He
sends me cds even when I ignore him
postally for years at a time.
Friendster will be just another thing
keeping me from writing him long,
poetic letters, declaring my smoldering
love for him...or something. Don't be
put off by his razor-sharp wit. This
man is a teddy bear.
If you want to play some slow-core, be
driven somewhere very fast, or have a
bachelor party thrown for you
at "Jimmy's Bar and Grill" in
Kilmarnock, Charlie's the man for the
job.
there is nothing in mather world like
a big sergei blanket...is only heater
warm enough to keep out cold mather
russia...if i'snow monkey
time...then 'is sergei time...if
i'snow sergei time--'is nikolai
time...and if i'snow nikolai time i am
with my intesines and eyeball frozen
in gutter, weeping so many ice drops
onto papers...
My good friend Sergei is like mighty
russian bear. He is want to steal a
turnip? Da. He is want to drinking of
the vodka? Da. When Sergi was little
boy in Belaruse best friend was potato.
If I am needing of the friendship,
Sergei is to be counting upon. Or my
name is not Nikolai. And perhaps it is
monkey time?
one of my dearest friends, even if i do only
write him on his birthday, charlie is one of the
best catches around. sallie says: love that
charlie maffitt. sallie says: he really rings the
bell. sallie says: love that charlie maffitt. there
ain't any other charlie that i love so well. (and
yes, i'm a dork for quoting that jingle)
you got a problem with me.
-GENTLEMEN, THIS IS BULLSEYE. The
communications ship SS Layton has
become disabled and has wandered into
foreign territory. A rescue operation
is to begin within the hour; your
mission is to give air support to that
rescue. There are MiGs in the area,
and tensions are high -- if you
witness a hostile act, you will return
fire. Those MiGs carry the Exocet
anti-ship missile, they can fire that
missile from a hundred miles away.
Gentlemen this is the real thing.
This is what you've been trained for.
You are America's best...make us
proud. Ice-
-Yes sir.
Hollywood-
-Yessir.
Sector Two. And Charlie, you back 'em
up with Merlin on ready five.
The kind of dude who would never leave
his wingman -- I know from
experience.
since 1996. He's super charming, and
knows how to wield the flattery. He
sends me cds even when I ignore him
postally for years at a time.
Friendster will be just another thing
keeping me from writing him long,
poetic letters, declaring my smoldering
love for him...or something. Don't be
put off by his razor-sharp wit. This
man is a teddy bear.
driven somewhere very fast, or have a
bachelor party thrown for you
at "Jimmy's Bar and Grill" in
Kilmarnock, Charlie's the man for the
job.
a big sergei blanket...is only heater
warm enough to keep out cold mather
russia...if i'snow monkey
time...then 'is sergei time...if
i'snow sergei time--'is nikolai
time...and if i'snow nikolai time i am
with my intesines and eyeball frozen
in gutter, weeping so many ice drops
onto papers...
russian bear. He is want to steal a
turnip? Da. He is want to drinking of
the vodka? Da. When Sergi was little
boy in Belaruse best friend was potato.
If I am needing of the friendship,
Sergei is to be counting upon. Or my
name is not Nikolai. And perhaps it is
monkey time?
write him on his birthday, charlie is one of the
best catches around. sallie says: love that
charlie maffitt. sallie says: he really rings the
bell. sallie says: love that charlie maffitt. there
ain't any other charlie that i love so well. (and
yes, i'm a dork for quoting that jingle)