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      Allan Jay Martirez
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      hypocrisy needs mastery :)08/27/2008
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      • Jeremiah
      • Posted
      • WEIRD AL YANKOVIC-"Headline News"

        Once, there was this kid who
        Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
        And when he finally came back
        He had cane marks all over his bottom
        He said that it was from when
        The warden whacked it so hard

        Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

        {whip sound} Ahh

        Once there was this girl who
        Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
        And when she finally made it
        She saw some other girl who was better {ding sound}
        And so she hired some guy to
        Club her in the kneecap

        Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
        {thwack sound} Ahh
        Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

        They got paid for their sound bites
        And sold their TV movie rights

        And then, there was this guy who
        Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
        And when he finally came to
        He found that Mr. Happy was missing
        He couldn't quite explain it
        It'd always just been there

        Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
        Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

        Ah
      • Jeremiah
      • Posted
      • THE CLASH-"Lost in the Supermarket"

        I'm all lost in the supermarket
        I can no longer shop happily
        I came in her for that special offer
        A guaranteed personality

        I wasn't born so much as I fell out
        Nobody seemed to notice me
        We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
        Over which I never could see

        I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
        Scream and fight most scarily
        Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling
        That's how it's been all around me

        I'm all tuned in, I see all the programmes
        I save coupons from packets of tea
        I've got my giant hit discoteque album
        I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free

        The kids in the halls and the pipes in the walls
        Make me noises for company
        Long distance callers make long distance calls
        And the silence makes me lonely

        And it's not hear
        It disappear
        I'm all lost

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