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職業:
reporter, leviathan
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興趣愛好:
ordomag.org, marketing & mind control, endangered & extinct media, natural disasters, hoaxes, apoplepticism
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最喜歡的書:
the baby book, whole child whole parent; things like this, can you believe it?
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最喜歡的電影:
chinatown, multiple maniacs, seven samurai, this one home video about pigeons that was loaned to me by a friendly pet shop owner named Jerry. It's called 'Jerry's Tape.'
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星座:
Cancer
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I accidentally shaved myself a 3-inch wide runway of baldness along the side of my head last week. I'm a quite aerodynamic-looking flake.
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我想要結識的人:
Dancers, farmers, and the non-linear descendents of phineas
gage.
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one of the most encouraging people i
know; when i told him i was finally
going to quit my day job and take that
horrifying plunge into making my real
dreams come true, he was all "you know
sheri, you're gonna make a really great
crack whore, and when you do i'll post
it on ordo." couldn't have done it
without you, man.
volkswagon beetle. You could say that
the car was a metaphor for his overall
personality...dark green, not exactly
quiet, and the heat could burn your
ankles.
mistake the use of the word "special"
as a sly way of saying that zach is
retarded. zach is not retarded. zach
has certain gifts and talents. among
these gifts and talents are: an uncanny
tendency to correctly use the
pluperfect tense; dogged resistance to
the temptation of autofellatio;
continued belief in the efficacy of
faith healing even in the face of
uncontroverted evidence to the
contrary; levitation. zach lacks
skills in other areas. for example, i
know that zach cannot dunk a
basketball. zach is not yet wizened,
though it is my belief that he will
undergo significant shrinkage as he
grows older.
the man for his time and place."
Zach and I have never lived in the same
place, had the same friends or
frequented the same establishments. We
have never been in daily contact with
each other. Yet, he's one of the
people with whom I hope to be in
contact the rest of my life. He's one
of those people who make you just glad
to know them. My life is richer for
knowing Zach.
pinball wizard in the the tri-county
area, but he tosses a mean frisbee,
plays accordian, guitar, washtub
bass, great duke ellington records
and besides is an accomplished
gourmet chef. what else can i say
this is the man that started it all back
in a.l. smoking the m.j. and he's
keeping it real to this day. I love this
man.