Doug is a filling supper of opposing dishes.
His savory portion of conceptualisim,
shadowed by snow peas, is a welcome
pallatte pleaser. But this decadent taste
frenzy is only kenetic positioned next to his
extra jumbo scoop of whirred mama's-
boyishness. Let me assure you all, If the
whole entre wasn't served on a 62 ounce
cow ass, in the shape of Texas, I'd never
take a bite.....in conclusion, It's a good thing
Dougs' friends all love them some cow ass.
All night drivin', damp sleeping bag in the
back of his truck, getting a flare gun pulled
on him by some fire breather chick at a
party, carmen's eye under the door, swedish
yellow mopeds, the biggest tv you've ever
seen, disturbing his studying with my
choking, leaking bathrooms, putting up with
me. Being a very welcoming welcomer in my
new environs. If I were keeping score, I'm
sure most of the points I've gotten this game
he secretly wrote in for me.
Give Doug a second and he will sell
the shell off an armadillo's back, the
slime of slug, and a bad case of
monkey pox. Even his moustache is
available for the right price. Give this
man a promotion.
His savory portion of conceptualisim,
shadowed by snow peas, is a welcome
pallatte pleaser. But this decadent taste
frenzy is only kenetic positioned next to his
extra jumbo scoop of whirred mama's-
boyishness. Let me assure you all, If the
whole entre wasn't served on a 62 ounce
cow ass, in the shape of Texas, I'd never
take a bite.....in conclusion, It's a good thing
Dougs' friends all love them some cow ass.
back of his truck, getting a flare gun pulled
on him by some fire breather chick at a
party, carmen's eye under the door, swedish
yellow mopeds, the biggest tv you've ever
seen, disturbing his studying with my
choking, leaking bathrooms, putting up with
me. Being a very welcoming welcomer in my
new environs. If I were keeping score, I'm
sure most of the points I've gotten this game
he secretly wrote in for me.
the shell off an armadillo's back, the
slime of slug, and a bad case of
monkey pox. Even his moustache is
available for the right price. Give this
man a promotion.