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      • Mike
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      • i miss your blog
      • Kat
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      • ajax reminds me of the theme songs
        all those wholesome shows in the
        1980s... the golden girls "thank you
        for being a friend", uh, okay... i can't
        think of any others... maybe "she's a
        smaa-aa-aal wonder", if you were to
        masculinize the song, natch...
        point being: ajax is a punk rock kitten
        loving cardboard airplane making
        rapscallion who i'm happy to have in
        my nebulous cyberlife. if he wasn't
        otherwise engaged, i'd probably
        propose.
      • Rosemary
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      • Du really knows how to flatter a girl
        before a couple thousand people or
        so. : ) He's also hilarious and will
        say things like "I have a disease that
        only a cowbell can cure!" Plus, he
        rocks.
      • Eric
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      • Besides being one of my favorite
        characters on The Warriors, Ajax's
        favorite color is clear. He's always
        good for chunking up mulligans of gump
        when we're on the beat and flopping
        down with the yeggs of yesteryore.
      • CaptainFatass
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      • Ajax looks up to me. He visits me at ports of
        call, happy to hear any tales of the sea, which
        are always the same. He gazes at my rudder.
        I let him.
      • Rich
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      • I have a recurring nightmare wherein
        Ajax comes to my house to kick my ass.
        I try to fight back, but my limbs
        refuse to obey commands from my brain.
        Ajax proceeds to stomp all over me.
        Invariably, I wake up and realize that
        Ajax has not kicked my ass, and yet,
        for some reason, my ass hurts.

        I hate that fucking dream.
      • Trey
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      • When I first met Ajax he had a funny
        Rhode Island accent and would wave his
        arms around and scream like a monkey at
        me, and I learned to communicate with
        him in this fashion. He then matured,
        ditched his accent, and assumed the
        identity of a mountain sage named
        Buffalo Nickelhead for a few years,
        then drifted to California and became
        an awesome monster of rock. As to what
        we should expect to see next, well, as
        Ajax used to put it back in 1980,
        RARGHRAHAAZHREE!!! RHARHGGHAA!! OOO!!
        OOOO! AAAREEERGH!! GHREEEAHR!!!
      • Nick
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      • Ajax would be the first to admit that
        he's not a true connoisseur of dog
        photography, but he knows what he
        likes. Although he barely knows me,
        Ajax has been very tolerant (and
        sometimes even acquiescent) of my odd
        schemes and bizarre requests. Ajax,
        you are rock and roll. I salute you.
      • Hansi
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      • Ajax was, for a time, a household name
        in my little manchelor pad. He was
        built up like a colosus in our
        collective minds util the day he
        stormed our complex!

        He was 50 feet tall if he was an inch.
        He has hands the size of a bunch of
        banannas. His voice boomed like
        distant thunder in his chest and he
        weilded a mighy broad axe across his
        muscle rippled back.

        One false move and we would have been a
        gooie spot on his Subaru-sized sandals!
      • karilyn
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      • ajax likes to hear all my slutty
        stories. he judges me - but with each
        story i rise higher and higher in his
        mind! my weekend quest is always to be
        slutty in some way so i can win his
        approval monday morning on IM.
        he hates winky's by the way.
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