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"Somewhere in a dank basement in Romania there is a portrait of me covered by a navy blue velvet dropcloth, and my face is..."
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Schools:
Walt Whitman High, Attended 1996 - 1999, Class of 1999
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Schools (Other):
Whitman, Pratt
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College/University:
Pratt Institute, Attended - , Class of 2003, Other
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Occupation:
Assistant Manager of The Jerk Store
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Affiliations:
www.moralitycarwash.blogspot.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
World Domination, Domination of That Ass, Using "Le" Gratuitously, Totally Crushing, Promoting Loose Ethics, Eating Meat, Being a Total Jerk-Ass, The Endless Pursuit of Teen Dream Ashton Kutcher, Laughing, Guinness, Dance Movies, Pepe the Cantankerous, Biting My Cuticles, Bunnies, Balloons, Roast Beef Sandwiches, Birthday Parties, Complete Burnination, Sexy Carwashes
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Favorite Books:
Books are for ugly girls.
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Favorite Movies:
Big Trouble in Little China, Pi, Lebowski, Slackers, Y Tu Mama Tambien, You Got Served, Wet Hot American Summer, American Beauty, High Fidelity, Donnie Darko, Bring It On, Willow, Krush Groove, Super Troopers, The Warriors, Adaptation, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Being John Malkovich, Happiness, Blade Runner, The Royal Tenenbaums, Amadeus, Sexy Beast, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Scarface, Clerks, Requiem for a Dream, How High, Roger Dodger, The Professional, Boondock Saints... There are too many to name. But you know what ISN'T my favorite movie? The hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back that was Elephant. Except for the gratuitous homosexual kiss, what a sweaty piece of turd that was. Fuck you, Gus Van Sant!
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Favorite Music:
Mongolian Throat Singing from the Region of Tuva, Leo Sayer
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Favorite TV Shows:
The O.C.
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
Somewhere in a dank basement in Romania there is a portrait of me covered by a navy blue velvet dropcloth, and my face is perpetually aging in it. I will never lay eyes upon it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Prophet #60091; friends for naughty nighttime play; fellow meatatarians.
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ps I am bringing that fucking donkey with me!
Vive le 405!
of. He a gem. As his bastard father and ill-advised
talent scout for his blossoming career in the pro
volleyball circuit I admonish you for hiding his birth
from me.
rare mythological creature. The facts
of her origin, habits, and magical
powers have been a subject of fierce
debate over the centuries. It is now
believed that she is a gentle creature,
not consuming babies, stray dogs, and
drinking the blood of virgins as once
thought. Her magical powers and skills
are thought to include some of the
following: the ability to inhale entire
sides of beef, drinking a bottle of
Bourbon in a single sitting, making
kehlmlediddles, ungodly spooning
abilities, crafting quivers made from
fairy skin, the ability to store massive
amounts of food in her stomach for
hibernation, eating hipsters, and
Diamond Dave-like high kicks. Truly a
rare specimen.
some jerk. I made a jerk filled grilled cheese in the
Forman. (This sandwich was over flowing with
jerk.) I then proceeded to give this sandwich to my
jerky BFF. I knew she would eat it... come on we
all know big fat foreigners love cheese. I am so
nice, I love making her an even bigger jerk than
she already is.
someone you takes you out on a Friday night and
gets you so shit-housed that you wake-up on a
stoop using a boa (a purple sparkly one) as a
blanket, and missing a shoe. Yup...she's pretty
great.