• Paget

      "I really enjoy drinking, though it oftentimes ends badly for me. I like to laugh, eat, drink and tell stories that usually..."

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      • Nick
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      • Huntley
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      • Paget knows how to have fun, and more importantly is a world class entertainer. I (vaguely) recall many nights spent in her kitchen rocking some Violent Femmes. One time she shoved so much scotch down my throat that im told (i dont believe it) that I gave a strip show. (if i did, it musta been good)
        I have fond memories of scaring everyone by making my way into the gun closet and emerging with her fathers uzi.
        Wow. I was smart in high school.
      • J'Mel
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      • Sometimes I'm walking the dark and lonely city streets of Birmingham alone, dressed in a dirty Santa suit with a gun in one hand and a mixture of tequila and cough medicine in the other, and it hits me: Paget is extremely attractive. This is no secret, mind you, but sometimes i forget. But remebering! Ahh, it's the remembering that makes me want to clean up my act, swoop in and sweep her off her feet, kind of like a reverse Sabrina. The one without Harrison Ford. (nothing against Harrison, but Han Solo should not do romantic comedy...)
      • Will
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      • Ladies and Gentle Men,
        Mr. Paul Goodall on marriage, regurgitation, and marital regurgitation:
      • Paul
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      • If I could pick any girl in the world to marry, and Britney Spears still wasn't single... I think I'd have to pick Paget. Of course there could be no sex, because the thought of sex between the two of us makes me wanna throw up a little bit in my mouth. That short but sweet gagging sound that Paget and I have been making for years would probably be involved as well. You're probably thinking... "Damn Paul... you're an ASS HOLE for saying that!!" But I can assure you that Paget would agree.

        I don't get see Paget that often anymore, but it's always great to know that each time we do cross eachother's paths, it feels almost like the good 'ol days. You know... the ones that consisted of Paul, Paget, Pajamas, and about 40 episodes of The Golden Girls. Oh, and let us not forget Paget's famous quesadillias (cheese only please).

        I'm running outta space but I'm gonna end it quite simply. I'll love Paget til they day I die. I hope you never change a thing.

        -Paul G.
      • Will
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      • raighrrrr! Oh, meow too.
      • Shelton
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      • Congrats, Pag. You've successfully captured the GAYEST moment of my life on film! Who put that cosmo in my hands....and then up to my mouth?
      • Nicole
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      • Paget, Queen of Shots. You know, I
        "could" blame the liquor for most of my
        hangover headaches, but it would be
        unfair to Paget. Same goes for my liquid
        courage and bad decision making. All
        you, Babe. But I ain't got nothin' but
        love for ya. Uh-huh. Oh - can we drive
        around DC singing Weezer and Michael
        Jackson again soon?
      • Callie
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      • Sometimes I think that Paget and I
        should get married because we
        could grow old and wrinkly together
        eating Taco Bell and telling the guys
        that work there that Paget and I work
        at Toxic (in Bham-where the Studio
        used to be y'all) and she is a dancer
        in a cage and they could get could
        really excited and think that our
        whole absurd story is true and then
        we could drive away and eat our
        chimichangas and laugh. Other
        activities we enjoy together include:
        smoking; drinking gallons of red
        wine (or whatever is 1/2 off at the
        liquor store); laughing; making fun
        of people and laughing some more;
        driving recklessly to and from our
        houses (probably b/c we have been
        drinking, but I don't want you to think
        anything); going to the movies and
        drinking gin and hiding the empty
        bottle's' under our movie seats;
        smelling flowers; reading; stealing
        cars (or vans- I think we would
        prefer a van, actually). Paget can
        make me laugh like no one else in
        the world and I love her!
      • Will
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      • Paget,
        I can't imagine the pain involved
        when you expected me to
        reciprocate.... sniff sniff.

        Hahahahaha... you ma boy, blue!
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