Damn boy you are one funny lookin
dude...who me...no the other short bucked
tooth Mulletless retard...yes you. ...who
me... forget about it, grow a Mullet...
Beetlejuice is the bravest sky diver.
After he wet his diaper we pushed him
off the plane and he fell at terminal
velocity straight into a tree where a
deadly Hawaiian snake wrapped around
his neck. After he awoke from his coma,
he couldn't remember a thing.
Sexier than Johnny Depp, funnier than
Howard Stern, more skilled in the arts
of Kung Fu than Bruce Lee. This is the
man responsible for discovering the
North Pole and invenging plutonium in a
bizarre goat herding accident. And
despite all this, he greets life with a
modest "Who? Me?" attitude...
The brain behind the anal Q-tip, the
mastermind responsible for finding the
cure for nautical duck elephantiasis
of the balls.
Who else can make pom-pom pasties and
assless chaps look this hot?
No one can smack it up, flip it and
rub it down with Crisco like this
freak. And most important of all, he
cares.. He taught me to cherish my
jelly-jockies and I am eternally
grateful.
dude...who me...no the other short bucked
tooth Mulletless retard...yes you. ...who
me... forget about it, grow a Mullet...
boom boom!
After he wet his diaper we pushed him
off the plane and he fell at terminal
velocity straight into a tree where a
deadly Hawaiian snake wrapped around
his neck. After he awoke from his coma,
he couldn't remember a thing.
red stank huevos!!
Howard Stern, more skilled in the arts
of Kung Fu than Bruce Lee. This is the
man responsible for discovering the
North Pole and invenging plutonium in a
bizarre goat herding accident. And
despite all this, he greets life with a
modest "Who? Me?" attitude...
mastermind responsible for finding the
cure for nautical duck elephantiasis
of the balls.
Who else can make pom-pom pasties and
assless chaps look this hot?
No one can smack it up, flip it and
rub it down with Crisco like this
freak. And most important of all, he
cares.. He taught me to cherish my
jelly-jockies and I am eternally
grateful.
those teeth again? holla back!