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"I am a criminal mastermind, hell-bent on taking over the
world, trapped in the body of a somewhat meek, settled down..."
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Occupation:
TV Producer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Books, Writing, Theater, Comedy, Cribbage, Baseball
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Favorite Books:
Master and Margarita, Anna Karenina, and a lot of non-nerdy ones too.
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Favorite Movies:
Usual Suspects, Waiting for Guffman, and a lot of...never mind
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Favorite Music:
Guster, Billy Joel, Vanilla Ice
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, The Office, and a lot of non-nerdy ones too.
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About Me:
I am a criminal mastermind, hell-bent on taking over the
world, trapped in the body of a somewhat meek, settled down
line-toer. I enjoy elaborate pranks and cults that revolve
around mousy cellar dwellers, but who doesn't? I LOVE my
singing hamster collection, and I laugh at my fave Full
House episodes EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THEM. Good times.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want meet those special people out there who can
appreciate inanity as a lifestyle. People who aren't afraid
to reach into the vilest dregs of pop-culture to discover a
piece of minutae to be laughed at and ridiculed for the
rest of the day. Are you this person? Then join me.
Together, we shall rule the world.
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Location: Washington, DC
Training: Warsaw pact small arms, NATO
light artillery
Specialties: demolition, hand-to-hand
combat, low visibility navigation,
liberating the wronged,freedom fighting
Summary: The Ref, as he's known around
the DC underground, is the last line
of defense you've got from the forces
of oppression. Wanted in connection
for a crime unfairly pinned on him by
the DC mafia underboss, The Ref roams
from street to street, adventure to
adventure, bed to bed, looking to
wrong the rights of the wrong and
right the wrongs of the right. Too
dangerous for the quiet life due to
his training, yet too virtuous for a
life of crime due to the size of his
heart, The Ref is doomed to a life of
little rest but much action. The Ref
When you can't call the police, call
The Ref.
world....and no he did not tell me to
write this because he is my brother.
way to inspire me to do what i am doing
in college and to follow my dreams
Corey. I owe a lot od it to you!
Finkle is big daddy of the Gloversville
glove mafia. A lifelong criminal,
Finkle is known for his skills in hand-
to-hand combat and certain
impersonations. I mean, really, what do
you say about this guy? He can go a
week without peeing, he can eat five
sticks of butter, he can name every zip
code in the land ... amazing. Before
you know it, he'll invent a machine
that adds columns of numbers! Wait ...
a machine that adds columns of numbers?
Witchcraft!
teacher. Corey kicks a lot of booty. He
does some mean impressions, too.