i'm going to leave a "testimonial" on alexandra's friendster page because it's so obselete that no one will ever read it, ever. esp. since everyone's now on fb. alexandra is a good candidate for grown-up detention. she's totally out of the classroom without a hall pass.
a fabulous photographer, a super
dresser (give her two safety pins and a
string of flea-market beads and she
will give you, like, 17 outfits that
will make you so jealous you'll swear
you're giving up and will just wear a
paper bag for the rest of your life),
she's always up for good conversation
and excessive amounts of cheap merlot.
i wouldn't want to have the same
birthday as anyone else. and when i
make it big i'm going to buy her a
cheese shop (to repay her for the
sunday morning she woke me up to help
her share a pound of cheese), but she
doesn't know it yet.
I think I met Alexandra because she was
my former roommate's current (but now
former) roommate's friend's roommate.
I might have been even more removed
than that. In the coversations that I
have had with her, she has made me want
to get back to my roots as a pseudo
rock star. She told me she drinks 2
40's while she folds her laundry. My
dream is to go do karaoke with her and
serenade her with the lilting tones of
80's glam rock.
alex (she prefers alexandra) and I were
freshman year roommates at the big
school which casts a long dark shadow
over lower manhattan. we've been
friends ever since, except for that
year where we weren't friends, and i
was miserable and developed a very
nasty drug habit, among other things.
alexandra frequently inspires me and
many other people by her patience and
her willingness to give people the
benefit of the doubt before judging
them, but i believe it is her mystical
beauty which causes half the people she
meets to fall in love with her.
Look over there!
It's Alexandra!
I contend that she is quite classy and
very amicable. How's about that for a
great first impression.
dresser (give her two safety pins and a
string of flea-market beads and she
will give you, like, 17 outfits that
will make you so jealous you'll swear
you're giving up and will just wear a
paper bag for the rest of your life),
she's always up for good conversation
and excessive amounts of cheap merlot.
i wouldn't want to have the same
birthday as anyone else. and when i
make it big i'm going to buy her a
cheese shop (to repay her for the
sunday morning she woke me up to help
her share a pound of cheese), but she
doesn't know it yet.
my former roommate's current (but now
former) roommate's friend's roommate.
I might have been even more removed
than that. In the coversations that I
have had with her, she has made me want
to get back to my roots as a pseudo
rock star. She told me she drinks 2
40's while she folds her laundry. My
dream is to go do karaoke with her and
serenade her with the lilting tones of
80's glam rock.
freshman year roommates at the big
school which casts a long dark shadow
over lower manhattan. we've been
friends ever since, except for that
year where we weren't friends, and i
was miserable and developed a very
nasty drug habit, among other things.
alexandra frequently inspires me and
many other people by her patience and
her willingness to give people the
benefit of the doubt before judging
them, but i believe it is her mystical
beauty which causes half the people she
meets to fall in love with her.