Dougie Boy is a fabulous winter
drinking partner as he is ingenious
enough to invent the "sock-over-your-
drink-holder-so-your-hand-doesn't-
freeze." He would be my favorite guy
except that he decapitated Frederick in
a night of drunken rage. The poor dog
won't go near that pull out couch
anymore thanks to him.
Oh Doug. Never has a man made me feel
so oogly-googly inside. Especially
when we are listening to the emo/hadcaw
music, in my room...in the
basement...with the door closed...and
Mikey watching us. Nevermind his
penchant for young, adolescent
girls...deep down inside this hollow,
Vietnamese shell of a boy is an
innocent woman dying to get out.
I've never met anybody who has a
greater love for milk. He's also a
nasty mad libs player. Doug, truly
yours is a butt that won't quit.
OH... you got some shit on your face.
WHAT THE FUCK, BOY WITH THE BROWN
HAIR? WHY DO YOU HAVE A FACE LIKE
THAT, AND WHY DOES BITCH AMANDA HAVE
THAT FACE....I'M CONFUSED AND ABOUT TO
SHIT MY DIAPER. PLEASE ADVISE..
Douglas Smith was born in a small
village in rural Mongolia. His family
moved to Oakland New, Jersey when Doug
was but 8 years old and Doug spent
roughly the next ten years of his life
struggling to use a new and less
war-like language. OK, so I didn't know
Doug before college and maybe I made
some of that shit up. But I have known
him four years now and can tell you he's
got many things going for him, he's
smart, funny, built and can get you
ladies pregnant if that's your thing. He
always has some creative/apocalyptic
input and has a unique sense of humor.
THUMBS UP DOUG!
TUFTS, TUFTS, TUFTS! put your hands
together my peeps, big party at TUFTS!
SPRING FLING ALL THE WAY BABY! CAPE
MAY BABY! i want to have sex with an
educational institution.
you Doug time.
Liam
drinking partner as he is ingenious
enough to invent the "sock-over-your-
drink-holder-so-your-hand-doesn't-
freeze." He would be my favorite guy
except that he decapitated Frederick in
a night of drunken rage. The poor dog
won't go near that pull out couch
anymore thanks to him.
so oogly-googly inside. Especially
when we are listening to the emo/hadcaw
music, in my room...in the
basement...with the door closed...and
Mikey watching us. Nevermind his
penchant for young, adolescent
girls...deep down inside this hollow,
Vietnamese shell of a boy is an
innocent woman dying to get out.
greater love for milk. He's also a
nasty mad libs player. Doug, truly
yours is a butt that won't quit.
OH... you got some shit on your face.
HAIR? WHY DO YOU HAVE A FACE LIKE
THAT, AND WHY DOES BITCH AMANDA HAVE
THAT FACE....I'M CONFUSED AND ABOUT TO
SHIT MY DIAPER. PLEASE ADVISE..
"the clop" all night with a t-shirt on that said
"eat my butt".
village in rural Mongolia. His family
moved to Oakland New, Jersey when Doug
was but 8 years old and Doug spent
roughly the next ten years of his life
struggling to use a new and less
war-like language. OK, so I didn't know
Doug before college and maybe I made
some of that shit up. But I have known
him four years now and can tell you he's
got many things going for him, he's
smart, funny, built and can get you
ladies pregnant if that's your thing. He
always has some creative/apocalyptic
input and has a unique sense of humor.
THUMBS UP DOUG!
together my peeps, big party at TUFTS!
SPRING FLING ALL THE WAY BABY! CAPE
MAY BABY! i want to have sex with an
educational institution.
Love, Al & Man