Sean Abbott

George Washington University, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree

Spelunker

Writing, Acting, Film, Television, Tennis, Running, Swimming, People, Politics

Frannie and Zooey, Betrayal (play), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (play), Raise High the Roofbeams Carpenters, Fast Food Nation, The New York Times (If you put "Who has time to read?" in your profile and don't think it's embarassing, leave me alonester)

Broadcast News, The Big Chill, Clue, Soapdish, Contact, The Ice Storm, Groundhog Day, Grosse Pointe Blank, Elizabeth, Fletch, The Crush, Tommy's Tale

Ray Lamontagne, Hot Hot Heat, John Mayer, Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, Neil Diamond, Etta James, Frank Sinatra, Madonna

Arrested Development (RIP), The West Wing (in the first 4 seasons), Star Trek: TNG, Dr. Katz, The Larry Sanders Show, Politically Incorrect, Nightline, Alias, Seinfeld

Pisces

Love talking to myself, especially when other people aren't around. I think it's funny to watch random people fall or get hurt, though I would never wish it on anyone. I'm really picky about people, and have a Monk-like obsessive disorder about people who chew with their mouth open or have similarily disgusting manners. And I'm usually a great judge of character, so if I don't like you, maybe it's time to look in the mirror and get one of those new face transplants if you don't like what you see. Petrified of birds, especially Seagulls and Pigeons. I'm not kidding, I often cry if one flies towards me. And chances are I will hit you if you make some absurd joke about it. Though I'm about the only person in the universe who doesn't hate Rebecca Pidgeon, Mamet's wife. I find the way she talks rather soothing. And if you are from Zimbabwe, or the Phillippines, or Juno and you write me asking to be my friend I will fly to whatever airport is nearest you, travel by airboat or dogsled to your local town and bribe your family to tell me where you are and I will smack your hand Mister, cause it takes about an hour for this damn website to lad and when it load with some jackass saying "Helo! Want to friend me please to talk?" I want to scream. Especially when some chick from Asia is trying to sell me on the fact that she's a teenage girl. I'm gay, bitch, though if you have hot brother who loves in Los Angeles, feel free to say hello...

Educated, liberal, tree hugging, fun, CONFIDENT, cynical, sarcastic, attractive men who are proud of their accomplishments and are offended by most of the people in the world. If you think farting, burping, or Will and Grace are funny, write it in your damn blog and leave me alone PLEASE. But have a great day.