Gregory Han

Darby Elementary, Frost Jr. High, Porter Jr. High, Granada Hills High School

University of California - Davis, Attended - , Class of , Bachelor's Degree, Design

Graphic/Product Designer and Editor

The League of Extraordinary Gourmands, The Afternoon Dining Society, The Porn XXXchange Club

Graphic design, sneakers, culinary interests, making friends with felines and canines, hitting up ol' timey spots, hip-hop-ya-don't-stop, indie flicks, toys of the world, mochi, running, video games, potluck parties, culinary tomfoolery and exploration, taking out suckas

Interpreter of Maladies, Wimbledon Green, The Filth, Ballad of the Whiskey Robber, Lost Girls, Fables

Spirited Away, Grave of the Fireflies, The Big Lebowski, Cyclo, In the Mood For Love, Amelie, Tampopo, Stoked, The City of Lost Children, American Splendor, 60's Bollywood, 70's Yakuza, The 400 Blows, Serpico, and anything with Luis Guzman in it.

Al Green, J-Live, Stars, The Smiths, Stereo Total, Radio Dept., Cousteau, JFA, Acid House Kings, Broken Social Scene, J5, Beat Junkies, Eric B. & Rakim, Saint Etienne, Ride, AC/DC, Elvis, Sinatra, DJ Qbert, DJ Shadow, DJ Jester, Suede, Foreign Exchange, Asobi Seksu, MF Doom, Jens Lekman, Francoise Hardy, ODB, Lansing Dreiden, Magnetic Fields, Memphis, New Order, The Ocean Blue, Trashcan Sinatras, Main Source, Mogwai, Eno, Slowdive, Lush, Vitesse

Arrested Development, Huell Howsers' California's Gold, Visiting with Huell Howser, Nature, NOVA, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The Office UK, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frontline, LOST, No Reservations

Scorpio

I write for Apartment Therapy: LA
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I design.

You might know me from my previous body of work as a
childhood commercial star for diaper rash products (I
was the "before" child). After my 5 year sojourn thru the
depths of the deep jungle in Papua New Guinea, I
came back to start my career as a puppet proctologist (I
find "patients" relax when being probed by a furry friend
rather than cold hard steel or digital intrusion).
Unfortunately that didn't pan out, so I now design video
game strategy guides and download lots of porn.

I hope to meet my long lost siamese brother, Armand.
We went our separate ways back in 1983 after a
dispute over who ate more of the jujubees while
watching Children of the Corn (I think the wuss just got
scared and made an excuse to sneak out before he wet
*our* pants). But now I wish to reconcile and reconnect
with the brother I once had. Armand, are you out there?

I also want to meet former TV child stars who are now adult movie actresses, or adult movie actresses that are now TV child stars.