arseFART;
why do people refer to you as FATBOY?
i dont think youre fat. i like to call it
BIGG!
ha! byyyye gaytarded cousin of mine of
whom i heart. and yes im tryin my
hardest to come out there and visit you.
but thats kina hard because i cant stop
my compulsive shoppin habits. IM
TRYING and thats all that counts. okay,
im done forreal now. bye loser!
allen, who is better known as marcus
PARCUS by all this friends, is by far the
greatest cousin ever known to mankind.
HES SOO COOL THAT HES COMIN
ALL THE WAY TO CANADA TO SEE
ME! ohhh i love him as much as an
elephant. HA! anyhow, apparently hes
funny? ehhh i guess. ha im just kidding,
he tells the greatest fob jokes! aside
from that he likes to eat alot and he
sleeps too much, or so i think.
for the most part, hes cool because im
cool. it runs in the family! hahahhaha.
anways byye fart face. see you when i
see you!
OMG ITS MARCUS!! THE OTHER ALLEN. lol.
theres mark and marcus. but i like
marcus better lol. j/k or am i....lol
who knows. but this guy's cool big
pimpin' lol. i haven't spoken to him in
a long while but hey, its always cool
to rekindle that spirit of friendship
^_^ weee so hit me up later alright my
other kuyah >_< LATEZ
YAAAAAY!!! THE KEWL GUY THAT BOUGHT MEE
iN&OUT !!! WOW UR SO NiCE!! i WOULD
NEVER DO THAT 4 YOOH BUT YOOH DiD iT 4
MEE!! HAHA juss playin yea i would.
well ur Kurt'z brother n i think yooh
gave mee a ride bout two timez. but ur
hella kewl bUDdY!! yooh smell SOOOO
GOOD! haha !! itz that A R M A N i
cologne! yumsterz ! WHOO hOO!! and yooh
were lyin on my bed =D haha! um um wut
else.. o yea ur crazy wen yooh
drive!! "yooh drive the way my sister
WiSHEZ she could drive" haha remember
that?? i most certainly do!! ok byee
Marcus the kewl man!!
"MARCiS" hahaha! funni! =P and what
else.. "marqus".. haha shit.. "i think
i dropped mi wallet.. do u think u can
get it for me?" lol fucker.. i knew u
were gonna play some trick.. haha coz
u just threw ur wallet on the ground..
sayin u "dropped it".. mi ass.. ahaha!
=P yeah movies were fun.. u sudda came
to xyz's house with us.. so we wudnt
be bored lol yeaah beeeetch! mark is
cooler than u and "the bear" is
specialer than u! =) jp! i love you!
haha ur crazy.. tryna "SCARE" away the
deer by ALMOST RUNNiNG iT OVER! LMAO!
just playin with u fuCk face! =) u
guys are COOL! i WiSH i cud hang out
with u guys more! well.. i see u
erryday at school.. that is when there
is school.. haha maan i wanna get
outta this house! LOL damn! =P u guys
are too nice.. askin if i wanted
FOOOOD two days straight.. LOL! aww =)
ohh yeah.. hey.. mi name is FART
KNOCKER! LOL i love ya a lot boii..
BUT U ALWAYS TAKiN UP ALL MY LOCKER
SPACE! LMAO! just playin.. =) shit and
you be leavin "almost full" drinks in
mi locker.. LOL weirdo.. ohh marcus,
ur "perfume" smells HELLA good.. =)
wOo wEe! haha whatever i dunno what to
say anymore.. thanks for all them
rides buddy! =D haha yeh yeh yeh..
okay! lol this bOii is SO SPECiAL to
me! yups of course you are! =) where
wud i be without you! hehe aww u
always makin me crack up.. and always
puttin a smile on mi face when im
down! haha yeah.. marcus is very
special.. with his "retarded laugh"..
haha! yeah okay "peeenOy" ill talk to
ur sexy aSs later okay!?!? LOL ;] OKAY
BYE! i LOVE YOU VERY MUCH LOSER PACE!
hahaha =P
geez..marcus is such a
pimp/player/playboy person. hes got all
the fine ladies around him, even if its
not at school. sheesh. M.A.D. man
Marquis is so superior compared to some
of us... he can steal anyone's girl
from theis current luver lol! j/k :P.
marcus wouldnt steal anyoe's girl
(s)...rofl. possilby plural :). marcus
is one of the nicest guys and friends
ever. he's hecksa cool and stuff. he
bought 2 tshirts so i could pay for one
yesterday at teh "I <# EL SOBRANTE"
festival, cuz i was all sweateh from
the...'costume.' im not gonna say which
costume cuz its a secret shhhh. dont
tell the people marcus. especially
those that had gone to the chili
festival :). marcus is cool, generous,
and the ladies' man. and hes currently
single via his <3 for someone oOooOh
aint that sweet ^.^
It's ok Marcus, you'll get over it
sooner or later. Hopefully more sooner
than later. Man, your situation sucks
booty juice man. Can't believe that
kinda stuff happened. It's ok. You'll
find someone. I'm free! We can try to
beat our year and a half baby. Haha.
Only if you want. Heard you're going
somewhere tomorrow, Fremont? Cool,
maybe you can make a quick stop to my
house. Probably not...Hehe. How's all
your little friends. Heard Grace talks
to them now. Haha. Silly Filipino! Man
we miss you. Just because you have us
in your "line" doesn't mean you can't
visit. Haha. J/P =). Anyways, just
know that we're always here for you
little guy. Haha. Say "Hi" to all your
little friends for me. Alrite, Miss ya
babe. Muahz.
your GOOLY!HAHA.yet another inside
joke.why in the feheezers are u making
me write u another testee.just because
u don't have 2 testees doesn't mean i
have to write you another
one.hahahahah.friend
stealer.HAHAHA.bye loser.
o0o0o shieet! iTS MARCUS!! hahahha
MARCUS iS HELLUH KO0L!! but yu guys
probably already kn0w dat! so imma tell
yu sumthing yu guys d0n`t kn0w..HE HAS
TO KiSS MYE TOES! MWAHAHHAA YU STiLL
HAVEN`T!! DEH NEXT TYME i SEE YU, YU
BETTUR! oh man, i havent seen marcus
for deh longest!! yeahh well ghet to
know him..OH YES AND DEH KANDY!! YU
KAN`T EVER FORGET DAT! AHAH kay BUH
BiiE!! TTYL MWAHS
I'm a b0ring guy. Read the testimonials to find out who
the "real me" is. i'm not one to self rate. haha. juss
seems too biased to me. The only thing that i can
confidently say about myself is that...i'm a drummer and a
crappy drummer at that. haha. well...i can clap to songs
really well...i can whistle...i can stay quiet during long
trips...man i juss named my hobbies. haha. ok'z....look to
the next box now. haha.
Who I Want to Meet:
i like to meet people that uh....like what i like. for
instance...eating at fancy
restaurants....claimjumpers...cheesecake
factory...y'know...the restaurant inside Target. Fancy
restaurants like that...[LoLz]
why do people refer to you as FATBOY?
i dont think youre fat. i like to call it
BIGG!
ha! byyyye gaytarded cousin of mine of
whom i heart. and yes im tryin my
hardest to come out there and visit you.
but thats kina hard because i cant stop
my compulsive shoppin habits. IM
TRYING and thats all that counts. okay,
im done forreal now. bye loser!
PARCUS by all this friends, is by far the
greatest cousin ever known to mankind.
HES SOO COOL THAT HES COMIN
ALL THE WAY TO CANADA TO SEE
ME! ohhh i love him as much as an
elephant. HA! anyhow, apparently hes
funny? ehhh i guess. ha im just kidding,
he tells the greatest fob jokes! aside
from that he likes to eat alot and he
sleeps too much, or so i think.
for the most part, hes cool because im
cool. it runs in the family! hahahhaha.
anways byye fart face. see you when i
see you!
theres mark and marcus. but i like
marcus better lol. j/k or am i....lol
who knows. but this guy's cool big
pimpin' lol. i haven't spoken to him in
a long while but hey, its always cool
to rekindle that spirit of friendship
^_^ weee so hit me up later alright my
other kuyah >_< LATEZ
iN&OUT !!! WOW UR SO NiCE!! i WOULD
NEVER DO THAT 4 YOOH BUT YOOH DiD iT 4
MEE!! HAHA juss playin yea i would.
well ur Kurt'z brother n i think yooh
gave mee a ride bout two timez. but ur
hella kewl bUDdY!! yooh smell SOOOO
GOOD! haha !! itz that A R M A N i
cologne! yumsterz ! WHOO hOO!! and yooh
were lyin on my bed =D haha! um um wut
else.. o yea ur crazy wen yooh
drive!! "yooh drive the way my sister
WiSHEZ she could drive" haha remember
that?? i most certainly do!! ok byee
Marcus the kewl man!!
else.. "marqus".. haha shit.. "i think
i dropped mi wallet.. do u think u can
get it for me?" lol fucker.. i knew u
were gonna play some trick.. haha coz
u just threw ur wallet on the ground..
sayin u "dropped it".. mi ass.. ahaha!
=P yeah movies were fun.. u sudda came
to xyz's house with us.. so we wudnt
be bored lol yeaah beeeetch! mark is
cooler than u and "the bear" is
specialer than u! =) jp! i love you!
haha ur crazy.. tryna "SCARE" away the
deer by ALMOST RUNNiNG iT OVER! LMAO!
just playin with u fuCk face! =) u
guys are COOL! i WiSH i cud hang out
with u guys more! well.. i see u
erryday at school.. that is when there
is school.. haha maan i wanna get
outta this house! LOL damn! =P u guys
are too nice.. askin if i wanted
FOOOOD two days straight.. LOL! aww =)
ohh yeah.. hey.. mi name is FART
KNOCKER! LOL i love ya a lot boii..
BUT U ALWAYS TAKiN UP ALL MY LOCKER
SPACE! LMAO! just playin.. =) shit and
you be leavin "almost full" drinks in
mi locker.. LOL weirdo.. ohh marcus,
ur "perfume" smells HELLA good.. =)
wOo wEe! haha whatever i dunno what to
say anymore.. thanks for all them
rides buddy! =D haha yeh yeh yeh..
okay! lol this bOii is SO SPECiAL to
me! yups of course you are! =) where
wud i be without you! hehe aww u
always makin me crack up.. and always
puttin a smile on mi face when im
down! haha yeah.. marcus is very
special.. with his "retarded laugh"..
haha! yeah okay "peeenOy" ill talk to
ur sexy aSs later okay!?!? LOL ;] OKAY
BYE! i LOVE YOU VERY MUCH LOSER PACE!
hahaha =P
pimp/player/playboy person. hes got all
the fine ladies around him, even if its
not at school. sheesh. M.A.D. man
Marquis is so superior compared to some
of us... he can steal anyone's girl
from theis current luver lol! j/k :P.
marcus wouldnt steal anyoe's girl
(s)...rofl. possilby plural :). marcus
is one of the nicest guys and friends
ever. he's hecksa cool and stuff. he
bought 2 tshirts so i could pay for one
yesterday at teh "I <# EL SOBRANTE"
festival, cuz i was all sweateh from
the...'costume.' im not gonna say which
costume cuz its a secret shhhh. dont
tell the people marcus. especially
those that had gone to the chili
festival :). marcus is cool, generous,
and the ladies' man. and hes currently
single via his <3 for someone oOooOh
aint that sweet ^.^
sooner or later. Hopefully more sooner
than later. Man, your situation sucks
booty juice man. Can't believe that
kinda stuff happened. It's ok. You'll
find someone. I'm free! We can try to
beat our year and a half baby. Haha.
Only if you want. Heard you're going
somewhere tomorrow, Fremont? Cool,
maybe you can make a quick stop to my
house. Probably not...Hehe. How's all
your little friends. Heard Grace talks
to them now. Haha. Silly Filipino! Man
we miss you. Just because you have us
in your "line" doesn't mean you can't
visit. Haha. J/P =). Anyways, just
know that we're always here for you
little guy. Haha. Say "Hi" to all your
little friends for me. Alrite, Miss ya
babe. Muahz.
joke.why in the feheezers are u making
me write u another testee.just because
u don't have 2 testees doesn't mean i
have to write you another
one.hahahahah.friend
stealer.HAHAHA.bye loser.
MARCUS iS HELLUH KO0L!! but yu guys
probably already kn0w dat! so imma tell
yu sumthing yu guys d0n`t kn0w..HE HAS
TO KiSS MYE TOES! MWAHAHHAA YU STiLL
HAVEN`T!! DEH NEXT TYME i SEE YU, YU
BETTUR! oh man, i havent seen marcus
for deh longest!! yeahh well ghet to
know him..OH YES AND DEH KANDY!! YU
KAN`T EVER FORGET DAT! AHAH kay BUH
BiiE!! TTYL MWAHS