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"I akuire and konsume great kuantities of produkts including: mass media, food, alcohol, and legal drugsI rekuire adventures..."
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Occupation:
Unkept Wastrel
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Affiliations:
http://www.myspace.com/deadkonsumer
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Hobbies and Interests:
anarchism, abandoned architecture, late night exploration, electronic music, noise, circuit bending, synthesizing, schematics, vegetarian, linux, open source, encryption, network security, train hopping, dumpstering, free things, deviant art, programming, beer, arguing with fundamentalists of any kind, being leet
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Favorite Books:
The Dispossessed, Snow Crash, Neuromacer, On The Road, Sandman, Stainless Steel Rat, Watchmen, Japanese Exported User's Manuals, Geek Love, Exterminator, The Consumer, Asimov, Nabokov, Dostoevsky, Kafka, Albert Camus, Phillip K Dick, Wilde, Vonnegut, Paul Auster, ...
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Favorite Movies:
Brazil, Tron, City Of Lost Children, Bladerunner, Ghost Dog, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Princess Mononoke, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Hunger, Legend, Labrynth, 12 Monkeys, Suburbia, Repo Man, Existenz, Delicatessen, Dark Crystal, Harold and Maude, Secret Of Nimh, ...
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Favorite Music:
The Streets, Peaches, Throbbing Gristle, Skinny Puppy, Joy Division, Devo, The Stooges, Kraftwerk, Alien Sex Fiend, Cabaret Voltaire, Peaches, Gary Numan, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Swans, Smiths, Siouxsie, Crass, Atari Teenage Riot, Suffocation, Nile, Kompressor
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Prisoner, The Young Ones, Mr Show, Twin Peaks, Invader Zim, Christian Broadcasting Network with the volume turned off and death metal playing loudly
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
- I akuire and konsume great kuantities of produkts including: mass media, food, alcohol, and legal drugs
- I rekuire adventures akuiring and konsuming aformentioned produkts. I rekuire others (geographikally similar minded) to join me in these endeavors.
- I don't think I'm a creep, but people in my highschool said I was "creepy".
- Some call me "Twisted Motherboard" I alternate between enjoying this moniker, and despising it.
- I often astound others with my nack for devising adventures in mundane circumstances.
- I like to do alot of free things, like
- sneeking into movies
- playing risk (never scrabble, you sick fuck!)
- bike riding (anybody know of a PDX midnight bike gang?)
- cannibalism
- sleeping and/or fucking in graveyards, churches, parks, other's parent's house, etc
- dumpster-diving
- exploring urban wastelands
- picnics
- I find liars and drama-queens personally, politically, and geographically offensive.
- Teachers and critics all dance the poot.
- I think most people are trying to trick me, but have an overwhelming optimism that they are not bad people, and that I'm probably smarter then them, my general strategy being this: saying loudly "Are you trying to trick me?" smart, huh?
- I'm not an intellectual, but I have been described as "cereberal", whatever that means.
- Sometimes, I feel like I'm a cyborg detective in an Asimov story.
- Sometimes, I feel like I'm a neurotic russian in a Nabokov story.
- Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a bird.
- I like to make art from pilfered office fodder.
- I like the phrase "pilfered office fodder".
- Sometimes, I spend alot of time alone.
- I don't like bars or parties, but sometimes I go to them.
- I enjoy wasting time, making art, wasting art, eating waste, making art out of waste, and uh, the proliteriate.
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Who I Want to Meet:
- People I already know and like.
- People who will give me things that are useless to them that will make me happy (the things, I don't care if the people make me happy.)
- People who would enjoy giving to me great kuantities of produkts including: mass media, food, alcohol, and legal drugs.
- People who will pay me big money to do things that I'm already doing on a regular basis, and then go away.
- People who like to konsume garbage and CapuredBy's brew on rain-soaked no-po porches.
- People who want to play music/noise with me
- People who want Bombyx Mori to play at their house.
- People who like finding cryptic messages in mundane things
- Idlers
- Cyborgs
- People who like scissors
- Unkept wastrels
- Hobos
- Eskimoes
- Pirates
- Anybody with Scurvey
- People in PDX interested in free adventures with me
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And my secret computer love kitten. we
like to put our sister in a sleeping bag
and ride her down the stairs.
i once fell into a quagmire called dave.
a water buffalo fell in with me.
i had to eat the water buffalo to get out.
even from way over here. he's nice,
and straightforward. and when he's
not, he's straightforward about it.
give dave the stuff he wants!
dave for president!
drying David's carcass rather than
lazering it to pieces if only for his
superior skills in inserting atypical
characters in friendster profiles. The
Cylon Elite is much impressed by the
checkboxes.