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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Mar 2004
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Hometown:
Geneva
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Big foot's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/6790184
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Other education:
BIG FOOT SAY STAY IN SCHOOL!
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Occupation:
Corporate Lawyer
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Affiliations:
Ape Literacy Program. Animal Labor Party. Austrian Logo Police.
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What I enjoy doing:
scratching, picking, playing.
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Favorite Books:
The Power Elite, The Social Contract, Man and His Symbols, War and Peace, Hamlet, Madame Bovary
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Favorite Movies:
Days of Wine and Roses, Fahrenheit 451, The Shining, Human Nature
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Favorite Music:
The gaiety of small children in a meadow. The cry of the Alpenhorn echoing through the valley. Himalayan folk music. Ghetto Tech.
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Favorite TV Shows:
When animals attack.
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About Me:
My name is Big Foot Daniels, I'm a computerised Austro-Caucasiod Himalayan Alp-Yeti from Zermat and the Andes although I've spent some time in the Pacific NorthWest. Now I live in Brooklyn in a patch of weeds behind a Chop Shop. I refer to this area as the Brooklyn Alps. I eat Cats, Rats, Dominican Crack Hedz and Swiss German instalation artists. ME BIG FOOT! BIG FOOT LOVE SMILE! FUNNY FACE BIG FOOT LOVE TOO! BIG FOOT NO DO DRUGS! BIG FOOT STAY IN SCHOOL! ME ENGLISH NO SO GOOD! BIG FOOT LOVE ICE CREAM!
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Who I Want to Meet:
DRAG QUEENS, RUN AWAYS, CARNIES, BROOKLYNITES, CPA'S, HOUSE WIVES, SWISS GERMAN INSTALATION ARTISTS. PEOPLE WITH SCABIES, GAMBLING ADDICTS, PROSTITUTES, X-COPS, X-CONS, X-COMMUNICATED, ILLITERATE HUMANS, LITERATE APES, IMPOSTORS, LIARS, FAKESTERS, UNCOORDINATED STRIPPERS, RECOVERING ALCOHOLICS, PEOPLE WHO GOT FIRED, BLUE DRINKS, SCRIPT DOCTORS, JAIL BIRDS, VISUAL NINJAS, ILLEGAL ALIENS, ALIENS, ROBOTS, FURNITURE, HAS BEENS.
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WHICH IS ANNOYING, EVENTUALLY, BUT
HE'S AN ACE PILOT, AND GOOD WITH
THE KIDS...
Right now it is questionable if either of
us exist!
shit. thanks bro!
other testimonial, because it's pretty
good. Big up, Bigfoot.
in an open forum, but this hideously
deformed baby is not going to raise
itself. How you could leave me with
four hungry chil'ren and a crop and a
field - i will never know. How i curse
the day my eyes moved downwards!
Towards your deliciously brown and
grotesque nether-genitals. Thinking
about it now makes my underpants very
upset. If only my wretched company
hadn't sent me to that information
conference. If only I had fought that
incessant tater-tot craving and not
put my robe on to go down to the
sports bar. I hate what you have done
to my life. Even worse, I hate that
you have made me hate myself.