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      Lauren Krueger
      Female, 30, Single, Woodside, NYMore
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      • Matt
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      • Sorry about giving you that nervous breakdown. It just seemed like the thing to do.
      • meredith
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      • lauren is the fingerbanging champion of the 2005 halloween weekend. and she's apt to practice smartassery, but only when appropriate.

        lauren rocks my world, and my world is stabilized with hydraulic world stabilizers, so rocking it is no small feat. rock on, lauren... rock on.
      • Steve
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      • Everything I said in my previous testimonial is true. But to reiterate:
        She's gorgeous, and her eyes are the most breathtaking shade of brown to be found in nature. I defy you to find an adequate metaphor to describe them.
        She's the reigning Queen of Snark by virtue of her boxer-like intellect: she leads with sarcasm, and then hits you with the haymaker of her sheer intelligence.
        She's got the creativity and skills to make a crappy Korean puppet show look rad.
        Ask her about her coffee table and her Bump table.
        She has a passion for tomatoes that might be a little unnatural, but it's charming nonetheless. And she can prepare hotdogs in such a way so as to make you believe that there is no finer meal to be had anywhere.
      • meredith
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      • woodside, new york?
        well . . good for you, although i bet you
        miss poo-ku at least a little bit.

        this girl fed me a double-bird
        thanksgiving out of the kindness of her
        heart. she's for keeps.
      • Samara
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      • lo-digs rawks.
        go boy patrol!
      • Che
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      • Once her hair was really firey red and
        orange and swept back in such a way
        that it looked like it was red and
        orange swept back fire on her head. I
        didn't try to stamp it out, though, I
        think if I had, it woulda been a sweet
        gesture.
      • Max
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      • That's my sister! In combat boots? As far as
        big siblings go, I'm glad she's not a robot,
        even if she does like to feed me swiss cheese.
      • John
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      • I forgot to mention somethings about
        Lauren. First of all she works a car's
        gearshift like a seasoned pro and knows
        how to get to the airport from anywhere
        in Boston. Oh yeah and she was nice
        enough not to get mad even after I
        repeatedly forgot to send her some
        pictures. Plus she has been known to
        enjoy fine dining at Olive Garden. What
        more could you want in a person?
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • She loves food and music. If she
        could, she'd probably eat music.
        Lauren is really talented. Except when
        it comes to "Sonic Shuffle". It is
        impossible to be talented at "Sonic
        Shuffle".
      • Che
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      • First of all, you're a big wimp! You don't
        even want to go into space!! Just because
        space is like THE most dangerous place in
        the universe, you're all "I don wanna goooo!"
        Woman, you better recognize. Cuz, for real?
        Space. Na mean?

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