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"I love life. I love to go out. I love throwing parties. There is nothing
better than having a house full of drunkasses..."
More about Justin
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Occupation:
singing 80's music in the subways
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Hobbies and Interests:
girls, making out, drinking, twister
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Favorite Books:
where the wild things are, maxim, fear and loathing, one flew over the cuckoo's nest
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Favorite Movies:
Zoolander, Showgirls, Swingers, Kingpin, Dazed and Confused, Cabin Fever
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Favorite Music:
digital underground, motley crue, rakim, too short, g and r, lazy dog, the khans, michelle branch, doobie brothers, some phat ass house beats that make me shake my ass, and anything 80's
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, elimidate, sopranos, the price is right, 5th wheel, x-treme dating, bangbus, riki lake, dr. phil
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About Me:
I love life. I love to go out. I love throwing parties. There is nothing
better than having a house full of drunkasses stumbling around your
place. I love talkin' shit. It get's me into trouble sometimes, but fuck it. I
like long walks in the park, as long as I have 40 in my hand. I like
drinking. I'm skinny as hell, but can hold a gallon of alchohol in my
belly. Get in my belly!! I'm always looking for cool peeps to chill with. I
don't work 9 to 5 so I like to party like it's 1999.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A girl who has all her toes.
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get royalties from crank yankers
because he owns that shit...
I should know better than to question
getting phone calls from random
strangers in New York at one in the
morning, but he gets me every time...
end up on the pavement or in naughty
places when the J'Love goes in full
effect. I can't decide if Justin is a
rock star or a porn star. Those who
dare will never regret...hee hee
end up on the pavement or in naughty
places when the J'Love goes in full
effect. I can't decide if Justin is a
rock star or a porn star. Those who
dare will never regret...hee hee
had a line of panties, I think he
should call them JUSTINanties. And
their sloagan should be "Put on
these damn panties!"
And the ads should have chicks
wearing JUSTINanties sayin' "These
are some God Damn Panties!
inoccent but all I've got to say is
don't believe the hype.
say....how long has it been. i've known
this cat since the good ol' days of
mary ward and mary park, running around
on mushrooms causing havoc with water
fights in the bathrooms.....ahh the
memories....and here we are still
causing havoc and running around
brooklyn and manhattan creating more
crazy memories...he is my partner in
crime, i love justin!!
hang, huh? I think Justin is the
embodiment of excess and for some
reason gorgeous women from all walks of
life flock to him. This means two
things: one, that you are powerless to
resist his charm and two, that you'll
have lots of competition. So if you,
say, wake up in his bed and find some
other chick's underwear, don't be too
surprised. HAH! Justin is the best
New York tour guide I've ever had (from
what I remember, at least). He opened
his home, his wallet, and his liqour
cabinet to us in exchange for kisses,
kisses, and the occasional SHOWER
CLEANING. Sorry about the mess, I
promise next time I black out I won't
rearrange your house. When can we
party like it's YOUR birthday? To
level the playing field you must joing
the faery kingdom at burning man.
Thanks for the humor and inside jokes
and all around debauchery and public
humiliation. When I end up in hypno-
therapy as an adult to deal with
underlying issues I have from repressed
memories, I can blame it on you and all
of the madness of a weekend in your
domain. "Place is dead anyway"