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"I am a liar. My "interests" are bunk. I don't like anal
play, either. Maybe I would if I tried it, but I'm
skeptical...."
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Occupation:
Fisherman, Gutter Punk
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Hobbies and Interests:
Chainsaw Bears, Amateur Wrestling, Michael Winslow from Police Academy, Cock Fights, Patrick Swayze w/o a shirt, Anal Play
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Favorite Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird, Ordinary People, Catcher in the Rye, or if it's Salinger...Vonnegut is also nice...also, Harry Potter, which makes me intellectual and unique.
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Favorite Movies:
Lawrence of Arabia, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Vertigo, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Monsters Inc., The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Ordinary People, Punch Drunk Love, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Shawshank Redemption, Lost in Translation, Star Wars
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Favorite Music:
Debussy, Gershwin, Holst, Timberlake, Shostakovich, Stravinsky, Guaraldi, Grusin, Johnny Cash, Weezer, Beck, Rolling Stones, Coldplay, Cake, Sir Bob Dylan
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Favorite TV Shows:
The West Wing, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Spongebob Squarepants, Reno 911!, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, because perpetuating archaic stereotypes is funny
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I am a liar. My "interests" are bunk. I don't like anal
play, either. Maybe I would if I tried it, but I'm
skeptical. I'm a big fan of Timby though, and that's
Justifiable. Justin transcends musical genres. He
appeals to women/men of all ages, but he's sensitive and
outspoken at the same time. He's like Shaft. Only not
black. More like a pretty white Shaft...but my love of
all things Timberlake is only a fraction of what
constitutes Me (with a capital "Me", because I'm special
too). Mostly, I just think. Not like Nietzsche. More
like Winnie the Pooh. I think like a Pooh, but I feel
like an Eeyore, 'cause no one remembers my birthday, and
it always rains on me when I don't have a jacket. I used
to like cigarettes a lot. I like them more now that I'm
not 'sposed to have them. I want one right now. All you
really need to know about me is that I'm pretty. At least
I think so. "Hella" pretty.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Meet people? No, that sounds lame.
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then i read bryan's testimonial and i was like...who
is this?
i realized who it was and i organized the resin my
lungs
him. :)
right...
ledges,
Houses are castles with windows and
hedges.
mean, yeah I do, but not really. It's
like calling Taco Bell Mexican food. Or
calling Michael Jackson black. It's
true, but... no, not really.
thanks
That's the shape of the coping saw you
can use to cut off a midget's hips.
It's not much of a laugh. That's just
what it says on the bottom of my shoe.
But there's more to life than midgets
and blades. Just keep praising JC, and
committ Billy Mays.
brandon is a very gentle boy. You get
used to it. I still wish hed untie me
tho, but ah who am I kidding, I would
run away.
won't pay child support... He's so
irresponsible.
name is Brandon, he bears a strikingly
amazing resemblance to Gary Coleman as
a child, and I'm so much awesomer than
he is.