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      • Vanessa
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      • Ahhhhh, Ben. One smooth and sexxy
        guy. My first firm memory of him is
        backstage awaiting a curtain call for
        one of the Riverdale High School
        musicals (Lil Abner, I think) and Ben
        squeezing the bun on the top of my
        head and saying "hmmmm, I like tight
        buns!!" Yeah.
      • Neilith
      • Posted
      • The film guru himself. Why don't I
        ever see you anymore dear? Miss you.
      • Matt
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      • I think Ben should upload some topless pics.
        Who's with me?
      • Brian
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      • Ben, are those real books in your
        Friendster profile or did you make those
        up?!
        I bet they're probably real. Cuz you're
        smart. You're one of them smart
        academic types that actually reads and
        watches "classic" movies. As in like
        the ones in black and white that they
        show on TCM, not the ones they show on
        Comedy Central every single day of the
        week going on 13 years now.
        I wish I had all that book learnin' Ben
        has. It'd be a way better benefit to
        living vicariously through him than the
        burning, itchy redness.
      • Grahm
      • Posted
      • I met Ben when I was 6 and he was 5.
        He's sort of always been in my life but
        we weren't really good friends until
        high school. Then I found out he was
        queer (or is it gay? Whichever is more
        offensive. How about Turdburglar?
        Yeah, let's use that.) and everything
        changed. By that I mean we started
        hugging each other. I always look
        forward to one of his relatives dying
        so he'll have to fly back to Illinois
        and we can swap witticisms and maybe go
        bowling. Ben rocks... for a
        turdburglar.
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • Go Varsity! Ben's sweater vests give
        him a certain je ne sais quoi, a
        certain panache, a certain flair - if
        you will. To sir, with love...
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • Everyone talks about Ben's drinking, but
        nobody speaks of his thirst.

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