Penelope Bowler

      I'll never drive a real car!

      "I don't enjoy self description, just self deprication so read my testimonials."

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      • Addae
      • Posted
      • Penny is indeed priceless.
        She's Pretty
        She's got style
        She's got jokes
        and She makes a mean soup.
        This girl fuckin rocks.
      • El Chris
      • Posted
      • All I can say is that many years ago Penny
        watched me be a complete and utter idiot while I
        was involved with a pile of self serving
        egomaniacs. She also was the only person in
        NYC who forced me to go to bed on more than
        one occasion. We love Penny. If only because we
        hate everyone else. I owe her thanks for hanging
        up the phone on me every time I tried to get
        nostalgic. Actually, I wish she was still here in
        BKLYN. For there are way too many yuppies here
        now. Bastards. I hate this city. Z-
        Bar+Midwest=Bloomberg induced misery.

        We miss Penny. Very much so.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • i love this girl!!!! nothing else to say.
      • Addae
      • Posted
      • I normally get pissed off to no fucking
        end, when I find myself in the friend
        zone. But some how Penny with her
        undying charm made me happy I that
        didn't get laid. Me happy I didn't get laid
        I'm still just understanding that one.

        Penny your priceless.
      • Livingroom
      • Posted
      • Penny 'TANK GIRL'? Yeah that's right.
        She knows the skinny on everything
        from then to now in NY. I just sit back
        and laugh when on the hush Penny pulls
        someone's card. Damn! Right on P,
        friends for life.
        J,,,
      • El Chris
      • Posted
      • What you don't see when you look at the
        picture of Penny driving that little car are
        my little feet sticking out from under the
        tires. I said it then to the Asbury Park
        Boardwalk Police and I'll say it again.
        She was loaded on Pixie Stix. Hophead.
      • Btown
      • Posted
      • Penny is the female Rodney Dangerfield.
        The funniest and most ribald gal I know
      • Cara
      • Posted
      • Okay, see little Penelope at the old fashioned car
        ride on the boardwalk in Asbury Park? With those
        fuzzy bows in her pony tails? I was probably
        waiting for her to get off the ride. And she
        probably wanted something after... ice cream,
        toys, more! She was also really cute in her
        Wonder Woman underoos and tin foil-crafted
        bracelets (sorry no pics available).

        She is such an unbelievabley cool and special
        member of our family. She's the little one who
        isn't so little and a great teacher (okay sorry if I
        sound like Bibi "thank you for that teaching.")

        Penelope is about integrity, even if it means she
        challenges you to be brutally honest with
        yourself.

        I hope I had a good influence on you, Penelope,
        those pictures remind me of how well I know you
        and how much I have always loved you. Please
        know you are so amazingly, wise and beautiful.
        Thank you for your strength.


        Cara
      • Mthrfckn Damien
      • Posted
      • Penny's so "been there, done that" that
        she's beyond jaded. She's so beyond
        jaded that she thinks being jaded is
        just a waste of fucking time. She's
        capable of being extremely lady-like &
        any one lucky enough to be the
        recipient of her love should kiss the
        ground she walks on as a display of
        their grattitude toward the powers that
        be for connecting thier sorry asses
        with such an amazing being. Plus,
        she's tough enough to snuf any suckers
        who might be picking on any of her
        napoleonic novios, so watch yer step
        around her and you'll avoid any
        unplanned trips to the hospital, the
        clink, or both...
        Word.

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