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"Your average big tall crazy person with a penchant for
high heels, clever conversation, tawdry innuendo, good booze and..."
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Affiliations:
wouldn't you like to know
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Hobbies and Interests:
all things silly. also: music, travel, photography, art, cooking, kissing, engrish, books books books, geeking out, diving, big gay cocktails, piping hot coffee (and tea), good red wine, warm toasty socks, sparkly things.
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Favorite Books:
Written on the Body, Nonconformity, Complete Works (Shakespeare), Collected Poems (e.e. cummings), Franny and Zooey, Harold and the Purple Crayon, the list goes on and on...
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Favorite Movies:
Grosse Pointe Blank, Snatch, Kicking and Screaming (the Noah Baumbach one, not the Will Ferrell one), Auntie Mame (the original, with Rosalind Russell)
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Favorite Music:
ninja tunes, david sylvian, zero 7, clash, pixies, funk, soul, !!!, all things two-tone, replacements, ramones, old 80s nonsense, deep house, jobim, gilberto(s), classic jazz, contemporary oddness, tom waits, anything good really.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Little Britain, Fishing With John, Simpsons, Buffy, Young Ones, Muppet Show, CSPAN
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
Your average big tall crazy person with a penchant for
high heels, clever conversation, tawdry innuendo, good booze and
raucous laughter.
Quotes to I live by:
"If you're going to be degenerate, you may as well be a lady about it."
- Armistead Maupin
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you might as well teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."
- Niels Bohr
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Who I Want to Meet:
You know. People. The good kind. Preferably those who read more than just
the paper and pulp fiction, who think about stuff and can have good chats
about the stuff they think about, who don't leap to the conclusion that just
because I'm tall I'm likely to beat them up, who can drink without going all
Mr. Hyde, who are kind as a rule and observant to a fault, who are loved by
small animals, who don't mind hopping across oceans at a moment's notice,
who say what they mean and do what they say, who go travelling or to charity shops and come back with klassy little trinkets for their friends. That kind of people. Yeah.
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Louisa that either hasn't been said,
doesn't sound trite, and can give you
even a remote taste of the essence of
who she is? The only word that comes
to mind is Goddess -- intellectual,
domestic, sensual, humorous, witty,
amazing, larger-than-life, fun-fucking-
tastic Goddess. That's it. No more, no
less. I'd say more but to do so would
only prove my point that words lose the
essence of their meaning in describing
said wondrous ethereal remarkable
person who honors me by calling me
friend. Hans Olo and Puke Skysucker
agree.
goddess. She will crush your
insignificant flesh, splinter your bones
like matchsticks, rend your soul from
it's moorings and send you howling and
writhing into the abyss to suffer for a
thousand lifetimes.
After she drinks you under the table and
thrashes your ass at Scrabble.
Do not trifle with the Miss Weeza.
met in a long time. The circumstances
that brought us together are less than
ideal, but who cares? She's whipsmart
and witty. And she's my taller
doppelganger! All hail!