• Keith McCleary

      I know more than you. About everything.
      "Who gives a fuck about friendster?"

      "It obeys none of the natural laws of hereditary and environmental change, pays no attention to the survival of the fittest,..."

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      Last movie I saw... posted 3/5/2006

      Breaking the Waves
      • Breaking the Waves
      • Directed by: Lars von Trier
      • Rating: star
      • Yes, all you film school kids who told me for the 4 years we spent together in college that I, more than anyone else you knew, needed to see "Breaking the Waves," I finally watched it. And. I don't know what you people are thinking with your recommendations. Every "keith-must-see" movie I've ever sat down and watched has always been so....I dunno. Whack. Yes. This movie was whack. Neither good,...
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      • Marshall
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      • If, and I mean IF, I ever decide to start a sex slave ring, I would enlist Keith as my partner in our dirty erotic crime. I choose Keith, not because of my faith in his criminal expertise, but rather because I know that he would have no problem knocking a young boy or girl out by spiking their juice with a combination of rubbing alcohol and visine. Then, as I warm up the van, Keith would gladly gag the youngster with a dirty tube sock we found in a n alley behind a KFC, all the while smiling like a kid on Christmas Morning. Excitement is more important than expertise.
      • Katie
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      • A conversation with Keith is like getting smacked in the face with a whole raw tunafish: bracing, exciting, and impressive, if a little weird. Seriously, dude, tuna are fucking enormous.
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      • I told Keith to stick those lightbulbs up his nose. Conclusion: Keith does anything I say. Heeheehee!
      • Jeff
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      • sorry I almost kicked you out of my house for disliking The Smiths. You're right. There must be some impervious cultural divide. Its to bad Nick Drake is dead. Because you should really tell him to spit the marbles out of his mouth.
      • Rachel
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      • Keith was just about my favorite person for, like, a month or two a long time ago. That didn't really work out though when he stopped talking to me. But Keith is the kind of guy that you can run into 5 years later and he'll ask you: when are we going to hang out? And you'll say: um, tomorrow. And then after you teach him a card game and you eat Oreos and you watch reruns of Pete&Pete he'll ask you: do you want to be best friends? And you'll say: sure. And even sort of mean it.
      • Jess
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      • JJ Answer: I was particularly intrigued by the "child-bearing hips" ... so, I did some observation and investigation. Truth be told, all I really had to go on was seeing Keith hunched over the keyboard in one of the Edit Suites (clothed), so that didn't lend much info to the child-bearing hips inquiry. And then, something unusual happened - Keith put up real pictures of himself on Friendster for all the public to see! And then came the bathing suit picture to answer my pending question ... So, yes Keith - you do have quite remarkable child-bearing hips and if one miraculous day, you are able to give birth, I think you will bring forth a beautiful and healthy baby will the force of your powerful - yet soft - hips.
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      • Keith makes me feel weird.
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      • When you try to take a simple taxi ride to East Beirut and your insane driver delivers you to a bus station 15 minutes outside of town for no apparent reason--and when you've already used up all the dirty, mother-insulting things you know how to say in Arabic--that's when you realize you miss Keith. 'Cause you know he'd be johnny-on-the-spot with some made-up, out of this world vulgarity in his own private language that, well, even the dimmest cab driver could understand.

        I haven't had a proper fix in, like, three years now.
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      • ok, so i do admit i was tempted to hit that 'report' link at the bottom of keith's profile for its offensive content...but then i realized he's a saggitarian like me, so what the hell. no, but really, keith's got the craziest, most random sense of humor i've encountered in person, and it is quite a relief. makes the days at sachs a lot more fun when he's around! hey btw, that picture of him playing the guitar is the cleanest i've ever seen him!
      • Heidi
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      • You rock, dude ;)
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