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This is me on a cruise. When on a cruise, all you do is eat. Constantly. Eating. So many fat people.
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"I'm pretty great. I am nice and fun loving. I have great skin and excellent hand eye coordination. Sometimes I am drunk. ..."
More about Ed
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Schools (Other):
Vassar College, the fightin' brewers!; St. Peter's Prep, the marauding marauders!
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Occupation:
Sucker Motherfucker
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Affiliations:
ACLU, Sierra Club, Greenpeace, The Minutemen, National Association of Evangelical Crazy People
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sucking, Motherfucking, Music, Books, TV Shows, Movies...
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Favorite Books:
The Dictionary, The Encyclopedia of American History, all Dashiell Hammett, anything Oprah tells me to read
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Favorite Movies:
The Dictionary: The Movie!, No Man's Allowed, Sister Act 2, Alien vs. Predator, anything starring Vin Diesel (even the Pacifier? Yes.)
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Favorite Music:
The Clash, Fear Surgeon, Dirtbike, Leather Medal
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Favorite TV Shows:
24, Las Vegas, the complete Law & Order franchise, shows about nature or building large things, My Name is Earl
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I'm pretty great. I am nice and fun loving. I have great skin and excellent hand eye coordination. Sometimes I am drunk. I like to sing little songs and do little dances for my girlfriend's amusement/annoyance. I compulsively play with my hair. I have nice eyes and all of my teeth are fucked up; I smile crooked. I don't like candy, I enjoy watching nature shows, I have very bad allergies, I wish I could dunk a basketball. I'm a homebody. I fidget; people have been known to call me Shakey Magee.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Do you enjoy watching CSPAN? Roll Call: Mr. Akaka....
Do you enjoy hating Fox News?
Do you have an opinion as to who the most handsome President was? Franklin Pierce, obviously.
Do you like to dance to music videos on MTV Hits? "Just gimme the G's and we be clubbing yo!"
If you said yes to any or all of these questions, then we are probably too similar to ever get along.....If you said no to all these questions, but recognize the void in your life that can only be filled by someone like myself, then maybe we can be friends. I'm pretty full up, though friends-wise, so having good looks and/or a potty mouth is a huge plus.
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those words would be:
HOT PANTS
ed is the bestest dancer and he has a
neat tattoo. one time, at his stately
mansion in Coney Island, i made eye
contact with him just as he was about to
push this kid erik, who was playing a
harmonica, down a flight of stairs in a
shopping cart. it was a magic, soul-
affirming moment. did I mention it was
the 4th of july and that we had all been
drinking hawaiian punch, tequiza, and
absinthe for the majority of the day?
no? well, maybe I should have.
see you at the hoe bowl, coleman!
as his parents call him in there
strange accent which i believe is
Slavic in origin) is just that, a good
pal. i can sit here a write an amusing
anecdote about all that crazy stuff we
used to do, but i would be lying, we
never did anything fun or crazy, he did
that with his OTHER FRIENDS, he would
only call me up when he wanted to touch
my pussy that gets so wet*. but alas, I
can share a positive observation, this
guy, he doesn't wear sandals unless he
is also wearing big black dress socks.
I believe we can all learn a valuable
lesson from this.
*the proof is in the pudding, just
smell his fingers.
creation. Ed's majesty is such that I
can barely move while in his presence.
Upon hearing Ed's voice, I often lose
the ability to read. And one flash of
that crooked, boyish smile has been
known to send me into convulsions of a
decidedly rowdy nature. Eddie, come
home baby. Mommy misses you.
I didn't think so.
puts movies like "gay games IV" and
"boxer boys" on your rental cue. he's
a fucker. ed, i hope you and chrissy
have a nice romantic evening
watching "dr. giggles", "leonard 6",
"boys will be boys" and "man hole".
fucker.
p.s. how do you unfriend someone?
ed is, do the curtains match the
drapes??? or is that umm, shit, do the
drapes match the carpet??? .... Damn
it! What color are his pubes cause
i've seen him grow up and I know haley
joel has pubes, then so does Ed!!!
had to reject it so as not to offend
the ladies. Hey, ladies.