The mischievous god of Norse mythology, Loki is a liar and a cheat. That's alright though, because we love him anyways! He is a shape-shifter, able to change his form to suit his needs. Loki is always ready to play a not-so-lighthearted prank.

You won't be rich, instead you'll be sad. After a lifetime pursuing wealth and success, you'll discover that you're just not that kind of person.

As a goddess your radiance blinds men. You wield absolute power over them, and enjoy it. They are toys for your amusement! Let them kiss your feet and grovel!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You aren't in love, but you aren't lonely either. You're at peace with yourself. You're comfortable being alone, but if you find someone special, you're willing to explore the possibility of love. You are a strong person indeed.

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.