Christi Gorelli

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      • Tobin
      • Posted
      • I know no Christi, only the Machine
        Gun. The Machine Gun is a top secret
        spy: silent, secret, deadly. She is
        silent because she never answers her
        phone; secret, because sometimes when
        you think you have plans with her, she
        has actually gone back to her room to
        take a nap; and deadly because she
        doesn't always pay attention when she
        is driving on a "picking" run with a
        backseat full of rusty metal magazine
        racks that she found on the sidewalk.
        The only way you will know she is
        nearby is by her intense, focused
        humming...
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • Gene is the classic dichotomy of minimalism
        and excess, simple and extravagent, timid
        and boisterous. It all depends on the day
        you catch her. One day she can be the most
        stubborn hard-headed person i've ever met
        and the next she's so sweet and innocent. I
        can't for the life of me tell which is truer to
        her actuall self. Maybe she's equal parts of
        both. That would coincide with my
        dichotomy theory, i guess. Both halves
        never fail to make me laugh.
      • Julie
      • Posted
      • I've decided that Christi exists as a
        bundle of contradictions because
        she's just too fantastic to represent
        rationality, and thus challenges us all
        daily-heroically proving its possible
        to be many incompatible things,
        together, all at once.
        good example: I've never been able
        to reconcile Christi's love for trash
        picking with her genetically
        programmed abhorrence of 'germs'. I
        mean, how can the same girl nearly
        cause accidents by stopping the
        Volvo for everything from a hideously
        large box of plain, white tiles to a
        rusted, metal firewood holder,
        crutches (well she didn't actually stop
        for the crutches but later confessed
        that she regretting not taking them)
        and broken chairs, AND act horrified
        when I 'confessed' to not showering
        immediately after returning home
        from seeing a movie? (Christi: "After
        SITTING in those seats!!?)

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