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boring - i just like looking at my own chops and danny's stupid-ass face
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"I am 28 and in Grad School at UNC-Chapel Hill studying the molecular genetics of heart development. I married Leslie Horton..."
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Occupation:
Mad Scientist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Carving garden gnomes out of tree roots dug from the ground. I've almost got a whole village.
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Favorite Books:
Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Kurt Vonnegut, Arthur C. Clarke
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Favorite Movies:
Southpark (uncut)
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Favorite Music:
River Boat music on the (now defunct) Yangtze River
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show - Jon Stewart is Da Bomb, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Alias, 24, Futurama, G4 video game channel, Discovery Channel
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About Me:
I am 28 and in Grad School at UNC-Chapel Hill studying the molecular genetics of heart development. I married Leslie Horton on June 12, 2004. We lived in sin first. We have three cats all named after Jazz musicians, despite my lack of knowledge on jazz music other than I like it: Nina (Simone), Miles (Davis), and Dizzy (Gillespie - see I can't even spell it).
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Who I Want to Meet:
The messiah, or anyone who can succesfully shake the apparent determinism out of my reality.
Otherwise every action is pre-determined despite the illusion of free will (although someone within the closed system (i.e. everyone on earth) will never percieve anything but freewill despite the fact that each choice
they make was inevitable according to the laws of physics.
Sorry, JD is in town on business and I am drunk. And it's 3:30 in the morning. And JD is on my couch reading Harry Potter after just recieving the book on opening night. Fucking Fanboy.
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him. I was lucky enough to move in
across the hall from this man and his
deep bud Charles my freshman year of
school. They treated me right, passing
the spliff, keeping it very real. One
time he took away my towel during my
shower, forcing me to walk to my dorm
room naked, only to find my room locked
and giggling women lining the halls.
We will see whos giggling now that Ive
gained many inches to the old shlingy
now. Believe me... Well, I just
visited this man, unabale to
catagorize, with his beautiful and
savvy wife Leslie in Chapel Hill. They
are fresh back from a honeymoon in
Jamaica and seemed perfect for each
other. Daniel has never explained to me
what he does exactly, but I know it
involves some kind of genetic
engineering or somethin which is
tantamount to stickin your hand in gods
perfect creation. He says hes bored of
his work though.... Go figure.
excellent people on the whole planet.
I am, in fact, his #1 fan. 'Course I
may be biased since I'm marrying him
and all, but I don't think so. Daniel
is brilliant. He is accomplished at
anything he tries his hand at, he's
maintained an impressive amount of
child-like wonder and joy, he is the
most caring and devoted friend you
could ever hope to have, he is chock-
full of interesting factoids that keep
life interesting, and he is dead sexy
to boot. I will love him his whole
life, even if he is a 70-year old
sporting a Michaal Bolton-esque hair
cut, his holey "Slur" t-shirt, and a
nice knee-length pair of jean shorts.
single sperm, to an embreo, to a fetus,
to a baby, to a child, to "poser", to a
long hair, to a snake wrangler, to a
mad scientist...Truly Amazing...and to
think somewhere after that
erection/sperm part,I am proud to have
Daniel as my friend, And it was one of
those big Dixie Cups you Bastard!
people can genetically engineer
everything from their children to their
asparagus to their turds, people will
murmur as Daniel passes in the
street, "that's the guy behind the
guy."
when that day comes, i'll be paying
daniel to create breathtakingly
beautiful women who believe i am the
center of the universe.
dont let me down daniel.
Well, all I can say is that he was
special from a very early age. At the
tender age of 4, he started down his
current path of some sort of genetics
when he spliced a cat with a tomato...
I hear it was tasty. And in high
skool... no matter what insult you
could throw at him, he always had a
scathing "Your Mom" retort at the
ready. Aaah the wit. And those years
spent wasting away at that infernal
grocery store while he was hooked on
the smack - that was .... no wait that
was me. (Need to change the
subject...) Now I am depending on him
to make it big as a scientist or
biologist or whatever the hell he is
so he can get rich and give me money.
Anyways, the words available to me
right now can't quite say how great a
guy D. Brown is - I am hung over.
Surprise.
Daniel. He and his ungodly ilk spit on
the face of nature with their
precious "pursuit of knowledge!" His
work is an afront to god himself. It's
because of mad, deranged men like
Daniel that science has created Spider-
Goats, Zombie Frogs, and Remote
Controled Chimps. Their powers far
excede their personal control. Sure he
with centralize a gene that is part of
the human heart... what next.
REANIMATED THE DEAD BY WAY OF BIO-MUTAN-
AGENIC HEART REPLACEMENT!!!?? Human
hearts that can pump blood through the
bloodless remains of the deceased? But
where will these lifeless beings
recieve their precious blood? I'll
tell you, from DEVOURING THE LIVING!!
THEY CRAVE LIVING TISSUE!! Since
Daniel believes the brain is mere a
perifery device that only gets in the
way of his mad blood lust, these
walking dead, THESE ZOMBIES, will
destroy us all and then enjoy the
lamentations of our women... which they
would then devour. Daniel... I've got
my eye on you... ever watching as your
souless hands work like an orchestra
conductor guiding the thread of human
fate until that thread bites you in the
ass... um... yeah!!
place in my heart. GET IT!! Because
he's a heart scientist!!! HAHAHAHA
fuckers.